5/7/2019: Uncensored Show

kryptonite

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We got about four minutes of caper before the intro and Bubba started it up with the "hope we're clear" and Bubba says "one F and we're gonesville."

Bubba with the latest remix of some Little Nas rapper and how he remixes songs and this latest is more urban ethnic and a bit of a dance feel.

Bubba with the party going on with being free of his kidney stone. Bubba says nobody talking about the Kentucky Derby because attention spans moved on and some guy in Turkey got bone sawed and Manson says "on to the next" with all the attention spans.

Bubba doesn't want to spend all day here and Ned says it's a sucky version.

Dial in Ned and Ned sounds like Darth Vader with the bass all dialed in. Ned doing a trucker voice "lot lizard come on back." Ned testing mics and echoing and all sorts of checks and Ned is in smooth.

Ned sings about a horse sucking him off and Tuddle is like "huh?"

A lot of their stuff is good but everything else goes viral... Stop worrying about Tuddle's pinky and let's do this Ned No Net.

Bubba on megaphone and he's gonna watermark it so nobody can steal it. Checking things and we're good to go with take one.

A very dirty song about Ned getting it on with some girl and throws in a line about how it's ok because they're second cousins.... And they're too lines away and Ned messed it up and it's funny and he ran out of gas. Overgimmicked or Ned ran out of gas? Ned's tired and he may want to do it tomorrow...he's edging the audience here. Bubba wants to keep pressure on the prostrate and it's a funny song.

Ned on the two and he dropped the ball Lamar Thomas showboating deal.

Bubba says it could be like a dick move and the fans could be mad. Do they do it one more time and he's so close? Bubba wants some McDonald's...or not. He's got some new Black and Decker deal and he wants it crispy hot.

One more time and Ned can mic drop shove it up his ass and Bubba and Tuddle can do out and do their things.

Ned with another take....and it's going good and he messes it up. Tuddle wants a third take and Bubba says no. Ned says it was so easy in practice and he's over gimmicked and Ned says it was the last line...but not that type of line in the song...

About 20 minutes in, we get the Marilyn Manson outro and then we get promos for upcoming shows and we're out.
 
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kryptonite

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Quickie writeup for 5/8:

About four minutes of FTE into the caper and then they tried the song again and Ned was right there at the end and flubbed it...they tried it again and another flub.

Tuddle said he could see Ned's boner through his jeans and they hit the outro about the 20 minute mark.