Artie News

Discussion in 'Howard Stern' started by JHDK, Oct 7, 2014.

  1. JHDK

    JHDK Release Robin's Bra

    Artie might not be doing the best at the moment but he's still a rich guy:

    "Unless u send me 2500 dollars cash I will tweet ur personal cell number"

    IDK what's going on either. It's a weird joke if it is a joke and I doubt it's serious cause the extortion threat is ridiculous.

    Ramblings while high are always a possible cause as well.
  2. scotchandcigar

    scotchandcigar arrogant bastard

    About halfway through the article, several people (including Lange) confirm that it's a joke.
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  3. JHDK

    JHDK Release Robin's Bra

    Look at you reading an entire article.

  4. scotchandcigar

    scotchandcigar arrogant bastard

    If you can watch and review 20 movies in a week, I can handle a 1 page article.
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  5. The Butler

    The Butler Well-Known Member

    Comedian Artie Lange, who appeared in state Superior Court in Newark on Friday after several delays over the past few months, has been sentenced to four years of probation on drug charges.

    In December, Lange pleaded guilty to heroin possession in connection with an arrest in May of 2017.

    Judge Nancy Sivilli also ordered that Lange complete an outpatient drug treatment program and 50 hours of community service.

    Artie Lange sentenced on drug charges for heroin: 'I have an issue that needs to be taken care of'
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  6. kryptonite

    kryptonite Well-Known Member

    Four years of probation. Yeahhhh...
    Drug treatment program. Good luck. Sarcastic or not, you decide.
    50 hours of community service. Let's see.
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  7. JHDK

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    I think a few months in jail might have straightened him out for awhile...not forever, but awhile. Drug treatment and probation will maybe get him right for a couple months but I would bet everything on him violating his probation before the 4 years are up.
  8. kryptonite

    kryptonite Well-Known Member

    If you take the celebrity factor out of it, there's been a push lately to not imprison drug users, but to rehabilitate/detox.

    The guy needs a detox center more than he needs a prison.
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  9. kryptonite

    kryptonite Well-Known Member

  10. scotchandcigar

    scotchandcigar arrogant bastard

  11. HecticArt

    HecticArt Administrator

    The guy is only a few months older than I am.
    Damn. Glad I never got on the shit.
  12. hyson

    hyson Forum Jerk

    The doctors are gonna chop off his baby gorilla feet.

    But seriously, why is anyone paying to see him anymore? There are way funnier comics and with more guarantee that their shows won't get cancelled.

    I always hated him for being so successful and being the biggest douche bag you can be.
  13. geosync

    geosync Well-Known Member

    Lock him up! Lock him up!!
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  14. hyson

    hyson Forum Jerk

    This is....inevitable.


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