Artie News

Discussion in 'Howard Stern' started by JHDK, Oct 7, 2014.

  1. scotchandcigar

    scotchandcigar arrogant bastard

    So he couldn't enter rehab because he's on coke? Unbelievable.
     
  2. memebag

    memebag Top Brass, ADVP

    No, it was never fun. It was always sad.
     
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  3. HecticArt

    HecticArt Administrator

    I don't see anything other than a fatal overdose in his future. Unfortunately, CDT 2019 seems likely.
     
  4. JHDK

    JHDK Release Robin's Bra

  5. kryptonite

    kryptonite Well-Known Member

    1) Maybe he'll lose weight via the physical activity. Who do I kid?
    2) Of course he's got a cigarette in his mouth.
    3) From a longshoreman to a trash truck worker.
    4) He can hang with KOAB.
     
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  6. geosync

    geosync Well-Known Member

    Ugh that nose. How do you not see anything else.
     
  7. hyson

    hyson Forum Jerk

    MAFB: Aaaaaaahtiiiiiiiiiii!
     
  8. kryptonite

    kryptonite Well-Known Member

    There's a couple Artie videos on Mark's Facebook page. He looks and sounds good. He says he's been clean for over 100 days and has about 10 days left on his community service deal.

    He says "Nothing was Howard's fault" and "buy his book."
     
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  9. kryptonite

    kryptonite Well-Known Member

  10. geosync

    geosync Well-Known Member

    Oy, what this time you think? Hand to hand sale after a day of picking up leaves?
     
  11. scotchandcigar

    scotchandcigar arrogant bastard

  12. JHDK

    JHDK Release Robin's Bra

    It's a real bummer. I had just read that he was 100 days sober and was reading Howie's new book. Who knows if that was all a lie or he just fell off the wagon once again.

    Whatever the case, his nose is tragically/comically crazy looking. The profile pic is insane:

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    Artie Lange's Nose Busted In Shocking Mugshot After Arrest-- Photos
     
  13. memebag

    memebag Top Brass, ADVP

    He really hit the wall.
     
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  14. scotchandcigar

    scotchandcigar arrogant bastard

    Well here's a job you don't need a college degree to do - you can even be illiterate! Write articles for RadarOnline.

    In his latest mugshot, Lange’s nose appears completely flattered.
     
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  15. geosync

    geosync Well-Known Member

    Yes, plenty of misspells around all written media these days. His face does look flattering though. Poor bastard can't get out of his own way. His tan looks good there wonder what distant travel location he's been to lately.
     
  16. kryptonite

    kryptonite Well-Known Member

    Here's an old Artie story with a bit of foretelling.

     
  17. kryptonite

    kryptonite Well-Known Member

    OH MY WORD.

     

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