Awkward monologues in songs

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"Oh, I'm sorry to bother you – but I want to share this song by a Scottish band called Looper. The entire song is a monologue about me and the Peugeot 403 that I drive. I wrote down some of the lyrics. Let me see. No, it's not in that pocket. Maybe this one. No. Well, I'm sorry. I can't find my notepad. Anyway, here is the song."


 
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Van Halen seems to have quite a few.

Mean Street.

See, a gun is real easy
(This is Mean Street) In this desperate part of town
(This is home) Turns you from hunted into hunter, ah
(This is Mean Street) Go an' hunt somebody down
Wait a minute, ah
Somebody said "fair warning"
(This is Mean Street) Lord strike that poor boy down.


Panama.

Yeah, we're runnin' a little bit hot tonight
I can barely see the road from the heat comin' off
Know what I'm sayin'
Uhh, I reach down between my legs n' ease the seat back

 

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Listening to Meatloaf "Bat Out Of Hell" album, they lyrics while colourful are a bit weird. And the opening monologue on the next song " You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth (Hot Summer Nights)" is quite weird as well.

"Boy: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red rose
Girl: Will he offer me his mouth?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Will he offer me his teeth?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Will he offer me his jaws?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Will he offer me his hunger?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Again, will he offer me his hunger?\
Boy: Yes!
Girl: And will he starve without me?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: And does he love me?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Yes.
Boy: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: I bet you say that to all the boys."

Classic but weird.
 

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Listening to Meatloaf "Bat Out Of Hell" album, they lyrics while colourful are a bit weird. And the opening monologue on the next song " You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth (Hot Summer Nights)" is quite weird as well.

"Boy: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red rose
Girl: Will he offer me his mouth?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Will he offer me his teeth?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Will he offer me his jaws?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Will he offer me his hunger?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Again, will he offer me his hunger?\
Boy: Yes!
Girl: And will he starve without me?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: And does he love me?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Yes.
Boy: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: I bet you say that to all the boys."

Classic but weird.
So far, that one gets my vote for most awkward.
 
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On the VJ I'm listening to right now: Tierra "Together"

"Girl I want you to sit back and close your eyes. Think about all those wonderful times that we used to have together. Now I know things aren't the way they used to be right now, but they are going to get better some day and I know that."

Response:

"Boy I want you to sit back and close your eyes. Keep 'em closed. Good, now I can sneak out of here and never have to deal with your creepy ass ever again."