The Beastie Boys were amazing. But leave Mike D on his own, and you get some really weird shit.
"Some Dumb Cop Gave Me Two Tickets Already" (b-side to "Shadrach")
Yeah, I remember the first time I saw you
And you were standing there looking all lovely and everything
I went over, you know
And I started smelling your ass
...
Your mother came over
She was looking kinda nice, you know
Uhh, you wouldn't believe what she was wearing under that dress, you know
Anyway, so
You know, one thing led to another
You know, I'm real sorry you had to walk in like that and see
Hey, shit happens, you know
"Netty's Girl" (b-side to "Pass The Mic")
How's your girl, Mike?
Ah, she's pretty nice, man, but I tell you, yo
I saw the other girl at Netty's the other day
And she had her shit together
I'm talkin' about yep! pop! pow!
Boomin' system up top, in the back
"Boomin' Granny" (b-side to "Jimmy James")
Ahh, yeah, this one's dedicated to all the ladies in the front, the back
All the older ladies out there
Lookin' nice, you know who you are
Hoo...
[rest of the song is about having the hots for an elderly lady]
"Honky Rink" (b-side to "Gratitude)
Please clear the ice for the Zamboni
Thank you
Couples only for the next five minutes, please
And a special round of applause for our Zamboni driver, Mario Caldato
Thank you
Thank you
"Honky rink"
We have coupons available for a special for children only
From 4 to 6 on Thursday the 22nd
Thank you
We're having a sale on new blades at the skate shop
Thank you
Honky rink
White people only for the next five minutes, please
[skaters start booing]