So far, that one gets my vote for most awkward.Listening to Meatloaf "Bat Out Of Hell" album, they lyrics while colourful are a bit weird. And the opening monologue on the next song " You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth (Hot Summer Nights)" is quite weird as well.
"Boy: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red rose
Girl: Will he offer me his mouth?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Will he offer me his teeth?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Will he offer me his jaws?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Will he offer me his hunger?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Again, will he offer me his hunger?\
Boy: Yes!
Girl: And will he starve without me?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: And does he love me?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Yes.
Boy: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: I bet you say that to all the boys."
Classic but weird.
Everything’s awkward when it comes to Diamond Dave.Personally, I never considered the monologues in VH Panama, Mean Street or Cradle to be awkward (though if I'd heard 'grave', I definitely woulda considered it creepy and awkward!)
What do you expect? He's nervous, and his socks are too loose.Everything’s awkward when it comes to Diamond Dave.