Baby, it's cold outside!
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That makes me think of water. Maybe I'll head to the beach and swim in the ocean this afternoon. The ocean temp in Ft Lauderdale is a little chilly today at only 70. I think with dedication and perseverance I'll manage. Nonetheless, say a prayer for me, it might be a little cold at first.
Yea, you guys are probably right, instead of the beach I'll work on my tan by the pool...safety first!
Are any of you even close to being as good a husband as this guy?
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Mr. Jaws, why are you grabbing my hand?
"Wouldn't you give your hand to a friend?"
I remember that. He did about 3 or 4 'songs' with just clips of other songs as answers. Of course I can't remember his name.
Dickie Goodman – Mr. Jaws
We are here on the beach / Where a giant shark has just eaten a girl swimmer / Well, Mr. Jaws, how was it? / "Dynomite" / And what did she say when you grabbed her? / "Please
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Clearly, I'm outgunned, so I offer this dash porn as a distraction.
Close........
Damn. Now I want corn dogs.
The woman sleeping in her car is cute.
That's my takeaway from the video. Profound, I know.
No way, clearly in her 20's (that means not creepy to think she's cute). She was talking about her kids, she was that guy's wife or whatever.
We made america great once again. We froze here in Portland. Had two water leaks, fun. And the carport everytime we get 6-12 inches it looks like it's coming down! I put a ladder up against it and it survived. Our low was only around 24. Warm compared.
It's easy to forget how people who have never dealt with the cold don't know how to deal with the cold. How to bundle up in the cold was taught to us northerners likely before we could even talk.
But a dead body on the way to 7-11. There is a joke in there somewhere.