Best & worst band names

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  1. scotchandcigar

    scotchandcigar arrogant bastard

    What in your opinion are some of the best and worst band names?

    Pearl Jam
    Faith No More
    Led Zeppelin

    Diarrhea Planet
    Matchbox 20
    Owl City
    The The
  2. semipenguin

    semipenguin Cheeseburger Connoisseur

    Kajagoogoo. By far the worst. Rick Dees said the name was the sound a fat woman make trying to get out of a bathtub! :eek:mfg:

    Spiral Staircase is kinda dumb, but they had a great one hit wonder song :)

    Jigsaw. But they had a cool song, too ...

    Favorite (of favourite) has to be Sgt Peppers Lonely.Hearts Club Band :)
  3. scotchandcigar

    scotchandcigar arrogant bastard

    Foo Fighters: good band, bad name
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  4. HecticArt

    HecticArt Administrator

    Good Name:
    Better Than Ezra

    Worst Name:
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  5. MAJ Badmotherfarker

    MAJ Badmotherfarker is drinking a beer.

    Tool = good.

    I've always thought Presidents of the United States of America was just trying too hard.
  6. goreds2

    goreds2 Well-Known Member

    Coolest name: Bare Naked Ladies

    Worst: Haircut 100
  7. hyson

    hyson Forum Jerk


    Limp Bizkit - seriously? WTF is this? I liked their early stuff but never understood this name.
    Chumbawumba - More like Chumbasuckit
    Butthole Surfers - Pepper was such a good song but it was nearly always impossible to tell anyone who performed it. I'd always get a "Wtf did you just say" sort of look.


    The Beatles - I know it's simple but I always thought it was clever.
    Rammstein - So, that's about as good as it gets. Battering Ram! F*#k yes!
    Sex Pistols - Dick reference? who knows...
  8. scotchandcigar

    scotchandcigar arrogant bastard

    I wonder if there's a relationship between Haircut 100 and Blink 182? Reminds me of picking a username like CoolDude and they give you CoolDude486.
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  9. memebag

    memebag Top Brass, ADVP

    All band names are good band names. Especially horrible band names are great band names. "Butthole Surfers" and "Kajagoogoo" are equally brilliant.

    I went to a Sam Goody in the 80s looking for these big plastic q-tips to clean my 4-track tape deck's heads. I was staring at the cleaning products when a woman who worked there asked if she could help me find anything. I told her I was looking for lint-free swabs. She said she would go see if they had any, and proceeded to thumb through the albums under "L".

    I went home and made a band named "Lint Free Swabs".
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  10. hyson

    hyson Forum Jerk

    This seems more like a list sort of thread, not the anecdote nook.
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  11. HecticArt

    HecticArt Administrator

    It made me laugh.....And therefore shall be allowed! :buttrock:
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  12. memebag

    memebag Top Brass, ADVP

    By all means, feel free to skip the anecdotes.
  13. Wolf

    Wolf The Lone Wolf

    Best Name: Nickelback :p

    Worst Name: Hootie and the Blowfish, Goo Goo Dolls, Hoobastank

    But I still like all of there music.
  14. hyson

    hyson Forum Jerk

    I try but you keep sneaking them in there.
  15. HecticArt

    HecticArt Administrator

    You know, I remember a band that had named themselves after a rather interesting event in history. That band's name was a bit odd, unless you knew about the connection to history. Well...sorry.....I guess that's more anecdotal than listy.... Please disregard. . . .
  16. blyons200

    blyons200 These pretzels are making me thirsty.

    Hmm Good Band names
    Metallica. Perfect name IMHO
    Def Leppard
    Guns N Roses
    The Dead Kennedys
    Tracy Lords (before they had to change their name)
    Suicidal Tendencies
    Five Finger Death Punch
    Bad Company
    The Cult
    Type O Negative
    Marilyn Manson
    SOD (Storm Troopers of Death)

    Bad band names
    Goo Goo Dolls
    Hootie and the Blowfish
    Justin Beiber
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  17. scotchandcigar

    scotchandcigar arrogant bastard

    I like band names that confuse people:
    Steely Dan
    Jethro Tull
    Jane's Addiction
    Franz Ferdinand

    I don't like lazy band names like:
    The Who
    The The
    The Band
  18. scotchandcigar

    scotchandcigar arrogant bastard

    New popular band with a really bad name - Milky Chance
  19. blyons200

    blyons200 These pretzels are making me thirsty.

    All those bands suck ass
  20. blyons200

    blyons200 These pretzels are making me thirsty.

    Everyone knows what a Steely Dan is right?
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