Canadian News

[JHDK]

Well this isn't at all disturbing:

Blood-covered men with chainsaws terrorise beachgoers shouting 'you're f****d'

Dramatic footage shows the pair approach a group of people on a beach in Canada while revving chainsaws and repeatedly swearing at them to 'settle a score'

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[HecticArt]

 

[scotchandcigar]

IRBS needs to investigate this and report back.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

IRBS needs to investigate this and report back.

Ummm ... no.

 

[HecticArt]

It looks like it's from a movie set or something.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Toronto, Canada's largest city, put into lockdown as infections soar | CNN

Toronto, Canada's largest city, was placed into lockdown for 28 days on Friday, with officials shutting shops, businesses and restaurants and banning indoor gatherings to curb a growing spike in Covid-19 cases.

www.cnn.com

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Toronto, Canada's largest city, put into lockdown as infections soar | CNN

Toronto, Canada's largest city, was placed into lockdown for 28 days on Friday, with officials shutting shops, businesses and restaurants and banning indoor gatherings to curb a growing spike in Covid-19 cases.

www.cnn.com

Yes it sucks. Basically millennial assholes have been having parties and ignoring masking and distancing and capacity regulations and now we all suffer.

 

[HecticArt]

Have they said that they were sorry yet?

 

[Channel98]

Bullwinkle is considering a lawsuit claiming his rights are being violated, eh?

Canadian officials warn drivers not to let moose lick their cars | CNN

Canadians, officials have an important message for you: "Do not let moose lick your car."

www.cnn.com

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Lockdown starts Monday. Today, malls are open late and there are lockdown sales. Sounds like a great idea. I understand giving some notice and not 'you are now closed' but this seems to be missing the point of the lockdown.

 

[HecticArt]

Final Superspreader Markdowns! Everyone must go!

 

[Channel98]

Rape, sexual assault, sex trafficking, racketeering and – surprise, surprise – he says he's innocent, eh? There is probably a "superspreader" joke here but I'll leave that for somebody else.

Fashion mogul Peter Nygard arrested in Canada on sex charges

Canadian fashion mogul Peter Nygard has been arrested on charges alleging he sexually assaulted women and girls after luring them into his orbit with fashion and modeling opportunities.

www.latimes.com

 

[HecticArt]

Did he say he was sourry?

 

[Channel98]

The taxi driver did the right thing, even though it cost him a tip, eh?

A drunk taxi passenger refused to wear a face mask – so his driver took him to the police station​

A drunk taxi passenger refused to wear a face mask -- so his driver took him to the police station | CNN

A man in British Columbia, Canada, is starting the new year with hundreds of dollars in fines after police officials said he touched his taxi driver's face and refused to wear a face mask inside the car.

www.cnn.com

 

[geosync]

What a butt head. Just wear the mask but nut.

 

[Channel98]

Walter had hoped to play in the NHL, eh? He wound up working 34 years as an installer and repairmean for Bell Canada, eh? He had a son who played hockey, though. Walter wrote a book about him: Gretzky: From Backyard Rink To The Stanley Cup.

Walter Gretzky, father of The Great One, dies at 82

Walter Gretzky, the ultimate Canadian hockey dad, who taught and nurtured The Great One, has died. He was 82.

www.sportsnet.ca

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Walter had hoped to play in the NHL, eh? He wound up working 34 years as an installer and repairmean for Bell Canada, eh? He had a son who played hockey, though. Walter wrote a book about him: Gretzky: From Backyard Rink To The Stanley Cup.

Walter Gretzky, father of The Great One, dies at 82

Walter Gretzky, the ultimate Canadian hockey dad, who taught and nurtured The Great One, has died. He was 82.

www.sportsnet.ca

This should be in the Celebrity Death Thread. Moving it there now.

 

[Channel98]

Many killers use assault rifles. This Canadian was respectful. He didn't want to make noise in the library so he used a knife instead, eh?

One dead, five wounded in stabbing at Vancouver library, suspect in custody

One woman was killed and five others were wounded in a stabbing at a public library located near a busy shopping area of a Vancouver suburb on Saturday, and police said they had the lone suspect in custody.

www.reuters.com

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Many killers use assault rifles. This Canadian was respectful. He didn't want to make noise in the library so he used a knife instead, eh?

One dead, five wounded in stabbing at Vancouver library, suspect in custody

One woman was killed and five others were wounded in a stabbing at a public library located near a busy shopping area of a Vancouver suburb on Saturday, and police said they had the lone suspect in custody.

www.reuters.com

He probably apologized to them as he stabbed them.

 

[HecticArt]

He was polite enough enough use a knife instead of a gun. It was a library after all.