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scotchandcigar

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"Partner" is defined as "one associated with another; one member of a couple ; either of two persons who dance together or who play together in a game against an opposing side." A person can not be partnered with herself. Somebody needs to tell Emma Watson.

I posted this first, on another thread. You should try the "What's New" feature. :D
 
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Channel98

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I suppose I should start using the What's New feature. By the time I saw you'd already posted the story about Miss Watson elsewhere, it was too late for me to delete it here. The law is on my side, though: I can claim Emma-nent Domain.
 

HecticArt

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He stuck around long enough to catch the hepatitis?

When they did it, their plastic surgery implants were like rubbing 2 balloons together and created enough static electricity it kept messing with his pacemaker?

They didn’t get any publicity because nobody cared that they got married, so they thought they would just give up on the failed PR stunt?

The drugs wore off?
 
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These two men also don't like it when they go to a doctor's appointment and have to sit in the waiting room for a half-hour – but at least there are magazines to read. At the concerts where Madonna was late, they had no magazines. Another good thing about their doctor: Unlike Madonna, he never recorded a horrible version of American Pie.

 

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Loughlin will serve two months in prison and faces a $150,000 fine, two years of supervised release and 100 hours of community service. When reached for comment, a shocked Jesse Katsopolis could say only, "Have mercy!"

 

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Charles Schulz introduced three new characters to his Peanuts comic strip in 1963: A boy named 5 and his two sisters named 3 and 4. The boy explained that his father renamed everyone in the family as a way to protest people being treated as "just a number." His full name was 555 95472. (Those last five digits are the ZIP code for Sebastopol, the California city where Schulz lived.) All three kids appear in the dance number in A Charlie Brown Christmas. Not even Schulz could have come up with the name X Æ A-12. It took a Canadian singer/keyboardist, eh?