Disney to make new 'Star Wars' films

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How did the Millennium Falcon get its name? :scatch:

Are their falcons in space? In England they call them buzzards :right:

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How did the Millennium Falcon get its name? :scatch:

Are their falcons in space? In England they call them buzzards :right:

:idunno:

"Millennium" is the make and "Falcon" is the model. Like a Ford Festiva. The marketing team at Millennium spent months market testing names before they settled on "Falcon". They don't have falcons in space per se, but they have falcons on planets and they have planets in space, just like we do.

Solo is a bit of a hipster douchebag, ironically referring to his Millennium Falcon as "the" Millennium Falcon and acting like people should be impressed.
 

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"Millennium" is the make and "Falcon" is the model. Like a Ford Festiva. The marketing team at Millennium spent months market testing names before they settled on "Falcon". They don't have falcons in space per se, but they have falcons on planets and they have planets in space, just like we do.

Solo is a bit of a hipster douchebag, ironically referring to his Millennium Falcon as "the" Millennium Falcon and acting like people should be impressed.

The Han Solo doesn't care for your condescending tone.
 

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"Millennium" is the make and "Falcon" is the model. Like a Ford Festiva. The marketing team at Millennium spent months market testing names before they settled on "Falcon". They don't have falcons in space per se, but they have falcons on planets and they have planets in space, just like we do.

Solo is a bit of a hipster douchebag, ironically referring to his Millennium Falcon as "the" Millennium Falcon and acting like people should be impressed.

In the Hoth system Falcon means Ton Ton fart. That's a literal translation. Millennium never sold any Falcons in the Hoth system.....


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The Kessel Run is 9 parsecs long, so a Ford Festiva would also do it in 9 parsecs. Solo's boast is just more hipster gibberish.

Traveling in space the normal rules of distances and speed don't apply. With the advanced computer and navigation systems on the Falcon made it possible for him to navigate a shorter course closer to the black holes. Space travel is all about navigating obstacles and traveling though the 4th dimension and I doubt your Festiva has the navigation system that can navigate at 10X the speed of light or in the 4th dimension.