Do We Have A "stupid Things Happening In Florida" Subforum?
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I blocked Hangover 2 from my memory. Apart from the monkey and a refrigerator, there isn't much I remember. 3 made up for it a bit.
"Blight." Is that the man's name.....or a description of him.....or both?
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Florida Man Stole Bulldozer, Ran Down Biden Signs: Police
The suspect, 26-year-old James Blight, told officers he was too drunk at the time to remember what happened.
What a waste of a stolen bulldozer. You could mow down much cooler things with one of those things.
Well, this schmuck can't complain that he didn't get the "full contact" he sought.
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A Florida man was mauled by a leopard after paying $150 for a 'full-contact experience' | CNN
A man in Florida was mauled after paying $150 for a "full-contact experience" with a black leopard.
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More than half of all weird news stories originate in Florida. I just made up that statistic but it certainly sounds plausible.
Florida man punches cab driver, screams 'I'm Rick James, bitch!'
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Florida man punches cab driver, screams 'I'm Rick James, bitch!'
Florida man punches cab driver, shouts ‘I’m Rick James, b--ch!’
Suspect Paul Kijek, who is white, also danced in the street yelling 'You white motherf---ers.'
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I think that sounds a bit low.More than half of all weird news stories originate in Florida. I just made up that statistic but it certainly sounds plausible.
Florida man punches cab driver, screams 'I'm Rick James, bitch!'
Florida man punches cab driver, shouts ‘I’m Rick James, b--ch!’
Suspect Paul Kijek, who is white, also danced in the street yelling 'You white motherf---ers.'
It's that damn heat. When I'm there after a shower and go outside I'm still in the shower. Makes men do crraaaazy things.
This Florida man used false names to help his supervisor steal COVID-19 vaccines. I hope his next name is "Inmate."
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'Paramedic of the Year' in Florida arrested for role in theft of Covid-19 vaccines
Joshua Colon, a paramedic for the Polk County Fire Rescue, faces charges for his alleged role in helping a supervisor steal doses of the Moderna vaccine.
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Which thread to post this in........
www.nbcmiami.com
Crash Involving Sanitation Truck Causes Vehicle to Spill Waste Outside Hollywood Home
Forced to hit the brakes when a red pick-up truck came speeding toward him, a sanitation truck driver spilled mounds of processed sewage and debris in front of a Hollywood home Wednesday morning. Waste also poured onto Sheridan Street, said Manuel Fernandez, the driver of the 18-wheeler...
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Oh shit! (see what I did there) That's what that was?
I was watching it on the local news this morning but on mute. They were covering it live and there was what I thought was mud everywhere. I thought there was like a water main break that caused a crash or something.
Haha.
I was watching it on the local news this morning but on mute. They were covering it live and there was what I thought was mud everywhere. I thought there was like a water main break that caused a crash or something.
Haha.
About an hour before you did it.
Don‘t leave skid marks when you hit the breaks.
Hey, at least give the guy some credit for being conscientious enough to reuse and recycle.
abc7chicago.com
Florida man proposes to girlfriend with engagement ring stolen from other girlfriend: police
Authorities in Florida are searching for a man they say stole an engagement ring and wedding bands from a girlfriend and used them to propose to another girlfriend.
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Was it Tiger Woods?Hey, at least give the guy some credit for being conscientious enough to reuse and recycle.
Florida man proposes to girlfriend with engagement ring stolen from other girlfriend: police
Authorities in Florida are searching for a man they say stole an engagement ring and wedding bands from a girlfriend and used them to propose to another girlfriend.