Mister scotch dismisses my idea that "fish and chips" should count as two food items. He mentions all the different ingredients found in tacos, pizza and lasagna. He is being specious, captious, fractious, obnoxious, obsequious and rambunctious. A taco is a single food item. Pizza is a single food item. Lasagna is a single food item. Fish and chips, however, is a dish consisting of two separate items. I would like the court to enter this picture as Exhibit A. No further questions, your honor.