Thank gawd I won't live that long.
I couldn't handle being one of the little people.
Not again.Yeah, I ain't flying there in the near future.
If we came down, after your relentless posting about your weather, we would be forced to kill you. So it's best we don't visit.Note the 76 degrees at the top of the screenshot before you hastily decide not to come visit.
after your relentless posting about your weather, we would be forced to kill you.
You can have his watch.If we came down, after your relentless posting about your weather, we would be forced to kill you.
Does that really have important stuff in it, or is it just Casio watches?If you guys figure out a way to break into my safe...
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Man, that thing was the most annoying item to move into my place. I guess that's a good thing though, makes it more of a deterrent to steal.
That's where he hides his Jack Daniels.Does that really have important stuff in it, or is it just Casio watches?
Does that really have important stuff in it, or is it just Casio watches
Word of advise: sell the earrings. Never give a girl you like jewelry you bought for a former girlfriend.Well first off Casio watches are important stuff.
It has 2 half karat diamond earrings in it that a certain someone may have thrown back at me during a fight. Those things were not cheap. Freaking Kay.
But mostly just my important papers like birth certificate, car title and all that.
Never give a girl you like jewelry you bought for a former girlfriend.
It will always come out. Usually at the worst possible time.Never TELL a girl you're giving her jewelry you originally bought for someone else.