Human Ken Doll

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Human Ken Doll deserves his own thread.

The reason I finally pulled the trigger on giving this hero his own thread is this:

Human Ken Doll EXCLUSIVE: Rodrigo Alves' video for single Plastic World | Daily Mail Online

OH MY GOD!!! This is Human Ken Doll at his best yet...and it's hard for this fella to top himself.

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Long live human hen doll!
 

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Here's a wonderful trip down memory lane:


the mail loves this guy. i remember a time where he looked weird, but not unhuman like today. he was actually kinda like a human ken doll at one point. the human barbie looks really scary in this pic.

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Human Ken doll update!

He's living on tea!

Human Ken Doll Rodrigo Alves shows off results of detox | Daily Mail Online

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I love this kooky fella.
 

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If the original Barbie doll introduced in 1959 were a real, life-sized woman, her measurements would be 36-18-38. Yikes!

Biography of Ruth Handler, Inventor of Barbie Dolls

And if the Ken doll were a real, life-sized man, he would not have a penis. The so-called Human Ken Doll is a fraud! Not only that, I don't believe this story that claims he was offered £3,500,000 and a role in a Disney movie if he would have his penis surgically removed. A Disney movie? Yeah, right.

Human Ken Doll Rodrigo Alves offered £3.5m to remove penis for 'film role'
 

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Alright Koop I need to know who is your loyalty with a Fuck, Marry, Kill.

Your choices are:

Human Ken, Eagles and Wolf
 
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Alright Koop I need to know who is your loyalty with a Fuck, Marry, Kill.

Your choices are:

Human Ken, Eagles and Wolf

That's easy.

Fuck - Wolf - I've been saying I want to around these DRC parts for years now.

Marry - The Philadelphia Eagles - I'm committed to them for the rest of my life. They are my soul mate.

Kill - Human Ken Doll - He's a lovely, talented man and a treasure to behold but he can't stack up to the other 2 options.
 
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That's easy.

Fuck - Wolf - I've been saying I want to around these DRC parts for years now.

Marry - The Philadelphia Eagles - I'm committed to them for the rest of my life. They are my soul mate.

Kill - Human Ken Doll - He's a lovely, talented man and a treasure to behold but he can't stack up to the other 2 options.

Good answer!

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See how many of these ten plastic-surgery disasters you can watch without getting queasy and nauseated. And you'll never guess who number one is.

Oh. Yes you will.

 
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