I hit my girlfriend last night...

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  1. starmate

    starmate Member

    I hit my girlfriend last night... wow I feel like such shit.

    We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!".

    When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.

    This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

    Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilage or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

    We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go to the cops or anything.

    So later I went home and broke down in tears... My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say that this cab was rare but I thought "nah forget it, yo holmes to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house around se*ven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo holmes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air.
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  2. semipenguin

    semipenguin Cheeseburger Connoisseur

    Sorry to hear about that. I know this may not matter to you, but I've learned to not be around people that make you that angery. It's not worth it.

    My ex-wife used to say stuff like that, or say stuff to put me down. One day I gave her a black eye. Not very nice of me.

    Point is, it's better of being alone then with someone who makes you angry. People like that aren't worth the possible jail time or criminal record.
  3. Oren

    Oren Well-Known Member

    This is awful, so sorry to hear about that.

    Was alcohol involved?

  4. Blitz71

    Blitz71 Member

    I'm guessing, and hoping, that by the last paragraph of the story, hes just kidding....
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  5. Oren

    Oren Well-Known Member

    I was wondering about that too.

  6. semipenguin

    semipenguin Cheeseburger Connoisseur

    Me too, but you're still better off being alone than with some who makes you that angry.
  7. DoublEE

    DoublEE Active Member

    I'm guessing it was a joke. Poor choice in material. Domestic violence really isn't a funny matter. :no:
  8. Blitz71

    Blitz71 Member

    I totally agree. Its usually insecurities that keep people, who cant stand each other, together. When people bring out the worst in each other, its time to call it a day.
  9. limegrass69

    limegrass69 Confused

    :confused: Hmmm...odd post. If it's true, I hope it gets worked out.

    I hope it's not true. But it's certainly not the best choice of comedy material.
  10. JoeTan

    JoeTan Well-Known Member

    It's over my friend. You just can't do that.
  11. SISO

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  12. DAB

    DAB Mod Emeritus

    Well as someone that deals with this everyday. I can tell you that no one, no matter what they say can make you hit them. That was an action that you took which was reactive rather than thinking, why is this person saying this stuff to me. Yeah, I know that is tough, but sometimes it is best to just walk away and think it out rather than react to it.

    There are many men and women in jail today because they chose to react rather than think it through. Domestic Violence is NEVER the ANSWER!
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  13. J3ff

    J3ff Member

    haha, it was totally a joke. The last paragraph tells it, also, he wouldn't be here posting about it 5 hours later if he actually did it.
  14. hexagram

    hexagram Medicinal & Recreational.

    If it was meant to be a joke, it didn't make me laugh one bit.
  15. Davis

    Davis Member

    That "joke" is in very poor taste if you ask me.
  16. Agreed. Not everyone loves the fresh prince.:clap:
  17. IronJabroni

    IronJabroni Well-Known Member

    wtf, time to refill your prescriptions dude
  18. limegrass69

    limegrass69 Confused

  19. blyons200

    blyons200 These pretzels are making me thirsty.

    If that was a joke, it wasn't funny, at all. If it was true, you belong in jail. The only time I laid my hands on a woman was to prevent her from hitting me, but I didn't hit her,I grabbed her wrists(after she punched me twice), pulled her to the floor and sat on her until she calmed down (then ran out the door!), but I never even thought about hitting her. Not cool dude, not cool at all.:mad:

    BTW- The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air sucks ass!
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  20. mrpacs

    mrpacs Well-Known Member

    Stupid joke man get a grip on yourself and on your life.
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