"Jessica Simpson is a cow"

Jgatie

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Those flapjacks are probably the only thinga that aren't flapping at this point. Fat over silicone doesn't jiggle that much. On the other hand, her upper arm wing flaps look like she's about to take flight.
 

mrpacs

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Those flapjacks are probably the only thinga that aren't flapping at this point. Fat over silicone doesn't jiggle that much. On the other hand, her upper arm wing flaps look like she's about to take flight.
She doesn't have implants.
 

kingchuck69

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Last night here in Grand Rapids, she opened for Rascal Flatts at Van Andel Arena and she was out of it. She was slurring her words, mumbling and had vocal troubles left and right. It was like she was going to have a nervous breakdown. :roflmao:

Oh, and it's the top news story here in town.
 

jef

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Oh, and it's the top news story here in town.
It even made the news here on the east side of the state - pretty sad a) for her, that it happened and b) for us, that we had to hear about it :D
 

limegrass69

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Last night here in Grand Rapids, she opened for Rascal Flatts at Van Andel Arena and she was out of it. She was slurring her words, mumbling and had vocal troubles left and right. It was like she was going to have a nervous breakdown. :roflmao:
I'm not sure why they are making a big deal about that. Maybe they just turned her mic on instead of the soundtrack she lip synchs to. That "talent" runs in the family.
 

Jgatie

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Don't forget the enormous rack.
Speaking of which, Artie really got off a good one about Jewel. Coming a while after his "Who's that singer, nice rack, bad teeth?" Jewel comment, this week he says "She dove tits first into that!" about her being on Dancing with the Stars.
 

JoeTan

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yes, most fat people have fat chests....and cheese in their fat rolls
 

AJ_II

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I wonder if Tony Romo regrets getting rid of Carrie Underwood for Jessica Simpson? Underwood at the Grammys last night....




I think he probably does.