DRC has no joke thread. DRC needs a joke thread. I am starting a joke thread -- and that's no joke! I will inaugurate ths thread by posting a few of my very best jokes. I can already hear some of you asking, "If those are his best jokes, how bad must his worst jokes be?" I will ignore that question. Don & the glass eye Don lived on the fourth floor of an apartment building. One night he thought he heard rain falling so his stuck his hand out the window to check. Suddenly a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from. There was a young woman leaning out the window above him, and he asked her, "Does this eye belong to you?" She said, "Yes. Could you bring it up, please?" When he got to her apartment and handed her the eye, she popped it back into her eye socket and thanked him profusely. She offered him a drink and he accepted. Then she asked him to stay for dinner and he accepted. After the meal, she invited him to spend the night. Don was hesitant. He asked her, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?" She replied, "No, only those who catch my eye."