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A Jewish businessman is sitting at a bar. A beautiful blonde walks up and sits beside him and says, "Hey, would you like a little company?" The Jewish businessman replies, "Why, are you selling one?'"
 

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Today, April 15, is the day when federal income taxes are due. Internal Revenue Service agents are trying to locate a relative of Darth Vader. His name is Tax E. Vader.
 

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Wolf said:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Yes."
Yes is there?
"No, Who is there."
What are ya askin' me for?
"What is on second."
I just want to know who's there.
"Who is on first."
What?
"What is on second."
I don't know.
"He's on third."
Who's asking about third?
"Who is on first."
Aaagghh! Look, the next time you say 'Knock knock,' I'm not going to answer.
 

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You know?
All of that work tormenting Wolf, actually made the punch line funny.

Good teamwork everyone.
Way to stick the landing Wolf.
 
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A drunk staggered out of the Holiday Inn and sat down in the back seat of a taxi that was waiting at the curb. He told the driver, "Take me to the Holiday Inn." The driver said, "We're there." The drunk threw a five-dollar bill at him and said, "Okay, but next time don't drive so fast."