Jokes! Jokes! Jokes!

Discussion in 'The Studio Lounge' started by Channel98, Mar 8, 2019.

  1. Channel98

    Channel98 Don't yell or hit.

    A Jewish businessman is sitting at a bar. A beautiful blonde walks up and sits beside him and says, "Hey, would you like a little company?" The Jewish businessman replies, "Why, are you selling one?'"
     
  2. Evil_Ernie

    Evil_Ernie Smell my finger

  3. Channel98

    Channel98 Don't yell or hit.

    Today, April 15, is the day when federal income taxes are due. Internal Revenue Service agents are trying to locate a relative of Darth Vader. His name is Tax E. Vader.
     
  4. Wolf

    Wolf The Lone Wolf

    Knock Knock
     
  5. hyson

    hyson Forum Jerk

    How fat is she?

     
  6. Wolf

    Wolf The Lone Wolf

  7. IdRatherBeSkiing

    IdRatherBeSkiing Sherbert is not and never will be ice cream

    Somebody is trying to up their post count.


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  8. Channel98

    Channel98 Don't yell or hit.

    Who's there?
    "Yes."
    Yes is there?
    "No, Who is there."
    What are ya askin' me for?
    "What is on second."
    I just want to know who's there.
    "Who is on first."
    What?
    "What is on second."
    I don't know.
    "He's on third."
    Who's asking about third?
    "Who is on first."
    Aaagghh! Look, the next time you say 'Knock knock,' I'm not going to answer.
     
  9. Wolf

    Wolf The Lone Wolf

    Knock Knock
     
  10. Channel98

    Channel98 Don't yell or hit.

  11. Wolf

    Wolf The Lone Wolf

    Is Hectic home?
     
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  12. Channel98

    Channel98 Don't yell or hit.

    No, Hectic is on South Africa Broadcasting's channel 3. Thank you for asking.

    Hectic On 3

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  13. HecticArt

    HecticArt Administrator

    You know?
    All of that work tormenting Wolf, actually made the punch line funny.

    Good teamwork everyone.
    Way to stick the landing Wolf.
     
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  14. Channel98

    Channel98 Don't yell or hit.

    I could have worked Hectic On 3 into the "Who's on first" routine but Mister Wolf isn't worth that much effort. :D
     
  15. Wolf

    Wolf The Lone Wolf

  16. HecticArt

    HecticArt Administrator

    I'm watching Game of Thrones, and don't feel like getting up.

    Come back later!
     
  17. Channel98

    Channel98 Don't yell or hit.

    "Richard? Mister Wolf is at the door. What shall I tell him?"

     
  18. Wolf

    Wolf The Lone Wolf

    If you don't let me in, I will huff and puff!

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