Let's Talk About Animals

Discussion in 'The Studio Lounge' started by JHDK, Apr 19, 2018.

  1. scotchandcigar

    scotchandcigar arrogant bastard

    I'm trying to figure out how they got the head-on pic without flattening the squirrel.
  2. memebag

    memebag Top Brass, ADVP

    Easiest solution:

    1. Kill squirrel.
    2. Embalm squirrel.
    3. Chuck dead squirrel around photography studio until you get the shot.

    Also the solution most favored by Boris Badenov.
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  3. scotchandcigar

    scotchandcigar arrogant bastard

    ...and his wife, Melania Trump.
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  4. HecticArt

    HecticArt Administrator

    Audubon, who was famous for his bird paintings, used to kill them and nail them to branches so that they would hold still while he painted them. (Or something like that. He was never headquartered in Denmark.)
    John James Audubon - Wikipedia

    The short answer is a long lens.
    The tricks are finding a flying squirrel, and getting him to jump toward you.
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  5. JHDK

    JHDK Release Robin's Bra

    Flying dog!


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