Miscellaneous News Thread

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There was a Mythbusters episode where they tried to shake each other off of a car hood. It turned out it was impossible to hang on if the driver wanted to throw you off.
 

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Mick and Clint can go around singing this ...

I got bitches in the living room gettin it on
and, they ain't leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin)
So what you wanna do, sheeeit
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too
So turn off the lights and close the doors
But (but what) we don't love them hoes, yeah!
So we gonna smoke a ounce to this
G's up, hoes down, while you motherfuckers bounce to this
 

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There a place call Dolphinaris outside of Phoenix, located on Indian reservation. It's a place where you waste a lot of money to swim with the dolphins. I would love to swim with the dolphins, but I rather do it in the ocean. Not some brainiac idea placing a pool in middle of the desert to house dolphins.

This place has been open little over 2 years now and every few months a dolphin has died. There has been some quite controversy when this place began and still going. A lot of people want to see this place shut down and I'm one of them.

Fourth dolphin dies for dollars in the desert


This is what the place looks like. Yea it looks nice and right next door to a new aquarium, which I still haven't gotten to check out yet.


 
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For my first post to the Miscellaneous News Thread -- I will pause for a moment while everyone says "Who cares?" -- here is a story about a courtroom disturbance which I daresay has never happened before and likely will never happen again:

Bed bugs falling off lawyer's clothing forces Oklahoma courthouse to close

Bed bugs falling off lawyer's clothing forces Oklahoma courthouse to close
 

scotchandcigar

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It sounds like he intentionally brought them into the courtroom, he shook his jacket over the prosecutor's paperwork.

I can't decide if that's the kookiest lawyer ever, or one with a whole lot of fight in him.
 

Channel98

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Florida. Of course. I've heard of the Tong Wars. This woman was engaging in a tongue war.

Florida city commissioner resigns following complaints she licked men's faces, groped them
NBC News, Feb 7 2019 10:50 AM

The city commissioner of a small beach town in Florida has resigned after being censured amid complaints she allegedly licked her male co-workers' faces and groped them during meetings and events. Nancy Oakley, who served as Madeira Beach city commissioner from 2007 to 2013 and again from 2017 to 2019, submitted her letter of resignation Tuesday. The Florida Commission on Ethics found that Oakley violated the state's ethics code by "misusing her position by exhibiting inappropriate behavior toward city staff."

Florida city commissioner resigns following complaints she licked men's faces, groped them
 

scotchandcigar

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Florida. Of course. I've heard of the Tong Wars. This woman was engaging in a tongue war.

Florida city commissioner resigns following complaints she licked men's faces, groped them
NBC News, Feb 7 2019 10:50 AM

The city commissioner of a small beach town in Florida has resigned after being censured amid complaints she allegedly licked her male co-workers' faces and groped them during meetings and events. Nancy Oakley, who served as Madeira Beach city commissioner from 2007 to 2013 and again from 2017 to 2019, submitted her letter of resignation Tuesday. The Florida Commission on Ethics found that Oakley violated the state's ethics code by "misusing her position by exhibiting inappropriate behavior toward city staff."

Florida city commissioner resigns following complaints she licked men's faces, groped them
There's a thread for that.
Do We Have A "stupid Things Happening In Florida" Subforum?