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Aaron

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As long as I'm lucky enough that my weight stays a steady 155 or so, I'll continue with my 'You only live once' diet. Life's too short for me to be eating healthy food that makes me miserable. Death is inevitable, I'd like to enjoy my days here.
But I guess I could throw in eating an apple now and then thanks to that report. [emoji2]
 

Channel98

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The National Enquirer, founded in 1926, tried to blackmail Jeff Bezos, bought and then killed the stories of two women with whom Donald Trump had affairs, tried to discredit Harvey Weinstein's accusers, falsely claimed Hillary Clinton was a lesbian, falsely claimed Antonin Scalia was assassinated by a hooker and falsely claimed Richard Simmons underwent sex-change surgery. Would anyone here like to own the Enquirer? Now is your chance.

National Enquirer up for sale after Trump, Bezos scandals
 
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semipenguin

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This Russian man with a debilitating muscle-wasting disease was going to have his head surgically removed and fused to the body of someone who had recently died and whose head would also be surgically removed. I don't understand why he changed his mind. The surgery would have been a safe, simple procedure with absolutely no risks or complications, right?

Man Set to Undergo World's First Head Transplant Backs Out After Finding Love and Becoming a Dad
He must have one muscle that works if he fathered a child.
 

HecticArt

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The National Enquirer, founded in 1926, tried to blackmail Jeff Bezos, bought and then killed the stories of two women with whom Donald Trump had affairs, tried to discredit Harvey Weinstein's accusers, falsely claimed Hillary Clinton was a lesbian, falsely claimed Antonin Scalia was assassinated by a hooker and falsely claimed Richard Simmons underwent sex-change surgery. Would anyone here like to own the Enquirer? Now is your chance.

National Enquirer up for sale after Trump, Bezos scandals


He must have one muscle that works if he fathered a child.
Iew.
What I want to know is this. If you have your head transplanted onto another body, when you masturbate, does that mean you're gay?
Only if he looks in the mirror.
 

scotchandcigar

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This Russian man with a debilitating muscle-wasting disease was going to have his head surgically removed and fused to the body of someone who had recently died and whose head would also be surgically removed. I don't understand why he changed his mind. The surgery would have been a safe, simple procedure with absolutely no risks or complications, right?

Man Set to Undergo World's First Head Transplant Backs Out After Finding Love and Becoming a Dad
I came across a few head transplant surgeries that have already been done.

This one was very successful, it's called SemiHyson
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But this one didn't come out too well, I think they got something backwards on MemeKoop
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