Discussion in 'The Studio Lounge' started by semipenguin, Feb 10, 2015.
Great. Now I want donuts.
As long as I'm lucky enough that my weight stays a steady 155 or so, I'll continue with my 'You only live once' diet. Life's too short for me to be eating healthy food that makes me miserable. Death is inevitable, I'd like to enjoy my days here.
But I guess I could throw in eating an apple now and then thanks to that report.
Both of them make the most sickeningly fake comments in this article.
Jeff Bezos's wife gives him 75% of their Amazon stock and voting power in divorce
This seems fake. It is FOX News, btw
3-year-old disables dad's iPad for 25 million minutes, or nearly half a century
It seems possible to me.
This Russian man with a debilitating muscle-wasting disease was going to have his head surgically removed and fused to the body of someone who had recently died and whose head would also be surgically removed. I don't understand why he changed his mind. The surgery would have been a safe, simple procedure with absolutely no risks or complications, right?
Man Set to Undergo World's First Head Transplant Backs Out After Finding Love and Becoming a Dad
Actually, he didn't change his mind.
That's a messed up story all-around.
Yeah, what if the head transplant was successful but the poor schmuck had no ability to control his new body's arms, hands, legs and feet? He would be a vegetable for the rest of his life. Dr. Sergio Canavero explains his "head anastomosis venture" here:
HEAVEN: The head anastomosis venture Project outline for the first human head transplantation with spinal linkage (GEMINI)
For some reason, I just got an urge to watch Mel Brooks' Young Frankenstein again.
The National Enquirer, founded in 1926, tried to blackmail Jeff Bezos, bought and then killed the stories of two women with whom Donald Trump had affairs, tried to discredit Harvey Weinstein's accusers, falsely claimed Hillary Clinton was a lesbian, falsely claimed Antonin Scalia was assassinated by a hooker and falsely claimed Richard Simmons underwent sex-change surgery. Would anyone here like to own the Enquirer? Now is your chance.
National Enquirer up for sale after Trump, Bezos scandals
He must have one muscle that works if he fathered a child.
What I want to know is this. If you have your head transplanted onto another body, when you masturbate, does that mean you're gay?
Only if he looks in the mirror.
I came across a few head transplant surgeries that have already been done.
This one was very successful, it's called SemiHyson
But this one didn't come out too well, I think they got something backwards on MemeKoop
Awww man........Great.......Now we'll have to endure a bunch of Human Centipede posts for the next 2 weeks.
Everybody thank Scotch!!!!!
THAT IS AMAZING!!! Post of the year!
But Hyson won't see it!
This is a travesty of justice. No one who looks like that should ever waste away in prison.
Woman who told court she shot boyfriend in self defense after years of abuse is convicted of murder | Daily Mail Online
She killed him in his sleep. Hard to say self defense in that situation.
The dirtbag was asking for it.