Miscellaneous News Thread

Discussion in 'The Studio Lounge' started by semipenguin, Feb 10, 2015.

  1. semipenguin

    semipenguin Cheeseburger Connoisseur

    Great. Now I want donuts.
     
  2. Aaron

    Aaron Moderator

    As long as I'm lucky enough that my weight stays a steady 155 or so, I'll continue with my 'You only live once' diet. Life's too short for me to be eating healthy food that makes me miserable. Death is inevitable, I'd like to enjoy my days here.
    But I guess I could throw in eating an apple now and then thanks to that report.
     
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  3. scotchandcigar

    scotchandcigar arrogant bastard

  4. semipenguin

    semipenguin Cheeseburger Connoisseur

  5. HecticArt

    HecticArt Administrator

    It seems possible to me.
     
  6. Channel98

    Channel98 Don't yell or hit.

  7. scotchandcigar

    scotchandcigar arrogant bastard

    Actually, he didn't change his mind.

    That's a messed up story all-around.
     
  8. Channel98

    Channel98 Don't yell or hit.

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  9. HecticArt

    HecticArt Administrator

  10. Channel98

    Channel98 Don't yell or hit.

    The National Enquirer, founded in 1926, tried to blackmail Jeff Bezos, bought and then killed the stories of two women with whom Donald Trump had affairs, tried to discredit Harvey Weinstein's accusers, falsely claimed Hillary Clinton was a lesbian, falsely claimed Antonin Scalia was assassinated by a hooker and falsely claimed Richard Simmons underwent sex-change surgery. Would anyone here like to own the Enquirer? Now is your chance.

    National Enquirer up for sale after Trump, Bezos scandals
     
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  11. semipenguin

    semipenguin Cheeseburger Connoisseur

    He must have one muscle that works if he fathered a child.
     
  12. scotchandcigar

    scotchandcigar arrogant bastard

    What I want to know is this. If you have your head transplanted onto another body, when you masturbate, does that mean you're gay?
     
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  13. HecticArt

    HecticArt Administrator

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    Iew.
    Only if he looks in the mirror.
     
  14. scotchandcigar

    scotchandcigar arrogant bastard

    I came across a few head transplant surgeries that have already been done.

    This one was very successful, it's called SemiHyson
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    But this one didn't come out too well, I think they got something backwards on MemeKoop
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  15. HecticArt

    HecticArt Administrator

    Awww man........Great.......Now we'll have to endure a bunch of Human Centipede posts for the next 2 weeks.


    Everybody thank Scotch!!!!!
     
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  16. JHDK

    JHDK Release Robin's Bra

    THAT IS AMAZING!!! Post of the year!

    me/meme:

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  17. scotchandcigar

    scotchandcigar arrogant bastard

    But Hyson won't see it!
    :laugh::laugh::laugh::celebrate1::celebrate1::celebrate1:
     
  18. JHDK

    JHDK Release Robin's Bra

  19. IdRatherBeSkiing

    IdRatherBeSkiing Sherbert is not and never will be ice cream

  20. HecticArt

    HecticArt Administrator

    The dirtbag was asking for it.
     

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