Miscellaneous News Thread

[Channel98]

Oh, poor baby! But don't feel sorry for him -- he's still worth $62.3 billion. Forbes just released its annual list of the world's wealthiest people. Twenty-one-year-old Kylie Jenner is now a billionaire. Ain't that sweet?

Mark Zuckerberg's net worth shrank by $9 billion last year - CNN

Billionaires 2019

 

[HecticArt]

I'm not quite sure what a billion is, but 9 sounds like a lot of em.

 

[Wolf]

 

[Channel98]

Money can't buy happiness. And in this case, money couldn't even buy a.......

Billionaire diamond trader dies during penis enlargement procedure

https://nypost.com/2019/03/06/billionaire-diamond-trader-dies-during-penis-enlargement-report/

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Do they allow it inside marriage?


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[scotchandcigar]

Money can't buy happiness. And in this case, money couldn't even buy a.......

Billionaire diamond trader dies during penis enlargement procedure

https://nypost.com/2019/03/06/billionaire-diamond-trader-dies-during-penis-enlargement-report/

To my surprise, this was a legitimate story.

 

[memebag]

Money can't buy happiness. And in this case, money couldn't even buy a.......

Billionaire diamond trader dies during penis enlargement procedure

https://nypost.com/2019/03/06/billionaire-diamond-trader-dies-during-penis-enlargement-report/

 

[Channel98]

Gee, maybe we should start planning to erect a "big beautiful wall" on our northern border, eh?

Illegal border crossings from Canada quietly rising
More than 960 people crossed into the US illegally from the northern border with Canada last year, according to data released from CBP.

Illegal border crossings from Canada quietly rising, data shows

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Gee, maybe we should start planning to erect a "big beautiful wall" on our northern border, eh?

Illegal border crossings from Canada quietly rising
More than 960 people crossed into the US illegally from the northern border with Canada last year, according to data released from CBP.

Illegal border crossings from Canada quietly rising, data shows

We are building a privacy hedge.


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[HecticArt]

They are reading the chart upside down.
It's 960 Americans escaping to Canada.

 

[Channel98]

I feel bad for this boy. I also feel bad for the school custodian who had to empty the trash can.

Mother claims 8-year-old son was forced to urinate in trash can in front of class, wear a garbage bag to cover his wet clothes
The Los Angeles Unified School District said an investigation was underway.

Mom Says 8-Year-Old Son Forced to Urinate in Class Trashcan

 

[Channel98]

If anyone here is looking to buy a home in Los Angeles, here is your opportunity:

Phil Spector’s ‘castle,’ where actress Lana Clarkson was killed, for sale at $5.5 million – Daily News

 

[HecticArt]

You'll have to burn it down to get rid of the ghost.

 

[Channel98]

Of course you're making a reference to this story:

California man tried to burn down neighbor's house to get rid of ghost: Cops

And you missed a chance to make a bad joke about a specter in Spector's house. I'm disappointed in you.

 

[HecticArt]

Of course you're making a reference to this story:

California man tried to burn down neighbor's house to get rid of ghost: Cops

And you missed a chance to make a bad joke about a specter in Spector's house. I'm disappointed in you.

I was saving the Spector line as a followup response. Like a good sitcom, I like to build up to the big laugh.
Thanks for stepping on my punch-line.

 

[Channel98]

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to incur your wrath. Or should that be "wraith"?

 

[HecticArt]

Ahh, you took it one pun higher.

 

[semipenguin]

 

[JHDK]

Anti-vaxers are weridos along the lines of flat Earthers. Of course these people are awful. That said, it's hardly shocking that something someone makes public on the internet is open for all sorts or mean remarks. That's how the internet works.

Her son died. And then anti-vaxers attacked her - CNN

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

They should be shipped to an isolated island and exposed to all the diseases that they are not vaccinated against and watch them all die horrible preventable deaths. They are so stupid.


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