I met an employee of a colleague/ friend at a conference last week. We got to talking over beers and he told us about the time in high school when he let some other dude at a different school take his girlfriend to prom. I was beside myself. His coworker said, "Dude, that's fucked up." This is what happens. You go out for a quick swim and maybe a sardine, and come home to find Mrs. Guin banging the cable guy.