Public Poopers

[JHDK]

If you know me, you know I love a few things in life: The Philadelphia Eagles, Disney, Phish, Watches, Manatees and Public Poopers!

I have posted many times about pooping bandits from all over our great land; some men, some women, some trans. Public pooping spans all walks of life and it needs more than just posts that get lost in the Misc. News thread.

Public Pooping has long deserved a true home here on DRC. Today it finally gets that home.

(Public Poop emoji)

 

[Wolf]

This thread is going to be full of shit!

 

[JHDK]

Just a little rundown of our past run ins with titans of the Public Pooping community:

yesterday i brought u the delightful story of SF's homeless pooping problem. well today we move a bit further north to discuss the major issue facing portland. the portland pooper!!!

ok i believe there are 2 ways to deal with this.

1. time for a full blown angry mob. im talking pitch forks and torches here. lets smoke this guy out and string up the bastard!

2. embrace it. portland is all proud of their motto (that they stole from austin btw) "keep portland weird." well, nothing weirder than a random pooper reeking havoc throughout the streets. make the portland pooper the city mascot. do u know who the trailblazers mascot is? yea, me either. but parade him out at all the home games and we will all remember the portland pooper!

2 years ago we had the Portland pooper. This year we have the Colorado crapper! And shockingly it's a woman crapper.

Colorado authorities try to catch woman seen defecating in people's yards

If you know anything about me you know I love a good pooping bandit story. The list continues to grow: Portland Pooper, Colorado Crapper, Bezos BM'er and now we have the Super Pooper!

School superintendent revealed to be high school's mystery pooper | Daily Mail Online

This guy just made his life a whole lot more difficult. I hope the joy of public pooping was worth the price he will now be forced to pay.

When it rains it pours. Yesterday I got a job and today I learn of a new serial pooper! And only 1 month after our Super Pooper shined so bright in the public eye.

This time we have the Down Under Dumper! All the way from Queensland and with beautiful photographic evidence:

Notorious 'poo jogger' who was snapped defecating on a pathway is 'outed as a hot shot businessman' | Daily Mail Online

Andrew Douglas Macintosh, 64, is the national quality manager with retirement village giant Aveo and is also on a Brisbane City Council board advising on planning issues, reported The Courier Mail.

Nothing cheers me up like a good public pooping caper.

First we had the Portland Pooper. Then we were treated to the Colorado Crapper. Today we continue the storied tradition of inappropriate defecators with the Bezos BM'er!

Shock as Amazon delivery woman defecates on customer’s front yard while dropping off package

She dropped off more that just the Amazon package. Best part of the story is Amazon forced to boss of the delivery service to go to the scene of the poop crime and clean it up. HA!

The link comes with a delightful blow-by-blow video of all the action! Merry Christmas everyone!

 

[Wolf]

 

[JHDK]

And that brings us to today.

This fine fella is not so much one of the pooping bandits that we have grown familiar with over the years but more so a revenge pooper.

And he's Canadian. This is great!

 

[Wolf]

I found a new job for you Koop.

San Francisco to Launch 'Poop Patrol' to Clean Up Streets Amid Homelessness Crisis

San Francisco has a 'Poop Patrol' to deal with its feces problem, and workers make more than $184,000 a year in salary and benefits

 

[Wolf]

When it rains it pours. Yesterday I got a job and today I learn of a new serial pooper! And only 1 month after our Super Pooper shined so bright in the public eye.

This time we have the Down Under Dumper! All the way from Queensland and with beautiful photographic evidence:

Notorious 'poo jogger' who was snapped defecating on a pathway is 'outed as a hot shot businessman' | Daily Mail Online

Andrew Douglas Macintosh, 64, is the national quality manager with retirement village giant Aveo and is also on a Brisbane City Council board advising on planning issues, reported The Courier Mail.

I'm not a fan of public pooping. But is it wrong, that I find this guy attractive. Maybe it's the silver fox look.

 

[JHDK]

I'm not a fan of public pooping. But is it wrong, that I find this guy attractive. Maybe it's the silver fox look.

Maybe some day we will start a sub-thread for sexy Public Poopers. Only time will tell.

 

[Wolf]

Maybe some day we will start a sub-thread for sexy Public Poopers. Only time will tell.

I just realize that guy is from Australia, I should go down under on him.

 

[memebag]

Koop, aren't you supposed to be firing someone?

 

[Evil_Ernie]

How about a game with pooping?

 

[Wolf]

Not public pooping news, but I came across this article.

https://gizmodo.com/heres-how-long-itd-take-you-to-poop-a-lego-1830656545

 

[JHDK]

I once ate a penny then pooped out a nickel.

 

[Wolf]

I once ate a penny then pooped out a nickel.

You should hand those Nickel back.

 

[HecticArt]

I once ate a penny then pooped out a nickel.

When you got your Nickle Back, did it stink?

 

[Channel98]

There are several jokes I could make about this story but they all involve a certain four-letter word. You'll just have to use your imagination.

Ex-New Jersey superintendent who defecated on high school's track says police shouldn't have released his mugshot
An attorney for Thomas Tramaglini, who resigned as the top administrator of the Kenilworth school district, says "his life has been ruined because of this."

Superintendent who defecated in public says police shouldn’t have released mugshot

 

[HecticArt]

Did it leave a skid mark on his permanent record?

 

[JHDK]

Thank you for reviving the best thread I've ever had the pure genius idea to create Mr. 98. Very little can make me happier after an 11 hour work day than coming home to a public pooper update.

 

[JHDK]

Public pooping is a San Francisco epidemic!

Barstool Sports

 

[JHDK]

Not our usual public pooper but this is certainly something: