Discussion in 'The Studio Lounge' started by JHDK, May 19, 2015.
Is that a 3rd leg or a bent penis?
After years of getting recall notices, I finally brought my car in to get the Takata airbag replaced, and they gave me a brand new BMW X3 for a loaner. It had 25 miles on it. I felt an obligation to take a dash pic for Koop. BTW, it doesn't have any real gauges, all the indicator needles are part of a display screen. Everything about this SUV is just "too much": the size, the tech, the controls, the over-the-top level of equipment. But I'm not (and may never be) in the market for a vehicle anyway.
No picture of your watch?
At least you didn't buy a blurry watch.....
I can't tell you how pathetic I felt, taking that picture. But what's really pathetic is that the BMW forum members post these everyday. It's one thing to be so narcissistic, you have to gather all your possessions into one photo. But to use the interior of your BMW - on a BMW forum - as a backdrop for a completely unnatural watch pic, is just moronic.
You ever wake up in the morning and think, "I have too much face"?
Well, you're not as fabulous as the Human Ken Doll.
'Human Ken Doll' Rodrigo Alves reveals the gruesome results of his five-hour face reduction surgery | Daily Mail Online
Oh F you Koop. Why did you had to post that ass again!