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semipenguin

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When I got divorced, the same coworker/friend I talk about elsewhere (iPod Touch guy) let me crash at his place. He was a very regimented, set in his ways, type-A guy. He liked cooking, and had a set of Calphalon pots and pans, that he did not want to go into the dishwasher. His mantra was "the DISHWASHER is for DISHES". It's been an inside joke between me and the Mrs ever since.
Go to his house and do donuts in his driveway.
 

Channel98

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To challenge someone to a duel, tradition dictates that you take a glove and slap him across the cheek. Queen Elizabeth still wears gloves but she would never challenge anyone to a duel. The only other person who still wore a glove died in June of 2009.

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JHDK

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Someone explain how this old timey sex chair works. I've been looking at it trying to figure out where the three people go.

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Also the caption to this pic is super funny:

The Prince commissioned French furniture manufacturer Soubrier to build him a special chair which would allow him to make love to two women at once without running the risk of him crushing them
 
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JHDK

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Yea but as Jurassic Park taught me...and I can't think of any better place to get my facts...dinosaurs were more or less birds and chickens are birds so we are right back to the what came first the dinosaur chicken or the dinosaur chicken egg?