Mister Hectic, you might actually be in style. Yes, really! I quote from a story on the Chiko Shoes website: "Mismatched shoes first were introduced on the runway of
Céline spring summer 2017 featuring thong sandals in black and white. Moschino, Calvin Klein and John Galliano for Margiela followed suit on the catwalk of their fall 2017 collections. No matter it is the mismatch of prints, colors or embellishments, the mismatched shoes are refreshing, creative and revolutionary. They instantly strike a chord of fashion forward celebrities or street stars." All the people shown wearing mismatched shoes are female but I'm sure the trend is acceptable for men as well.
Dumb.......but acceptable.
Mismatched shoes are in trend