The Random Post Thread

[semipenguin]

When I got divorced, the same coworker/friend I talk about elsewhere (iPod Touch guy) let me crash at his place. He was a very regimented, set in his ways, type-A guy. He liked cooking, and had a set of Calphalon pots and pans, that he did not want to go into the dishwasher. His mantra was "the DISHWASHER is for DISHES". It's been an inside joke between me and the Mrs ever since.

Go to his house and do donuts in his driveway.

 

[semipenguin]

I hate dishwashers. Make man fat and lazy.

That's why we have two hands.

 

[HecticArt]

Go to his house and do donuts in his driveway.

Or eat donuts in his living room.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Anyone else hear his name


and think of this?

 

[HecticArt]

Nope.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Horses on our beach

 

[semipenguin]

 

[Channel98]

To challenge someone to a duel, tradition dictates that you take a glove and slap him across the cheek. Queen Elizabeth still wears gloves but she would never challenge anyone to a duel. The only other person who still wore a glove died in June of 2009.

 

[JHDK]

RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: Royal scandal on Dirty Bertie not Randy Andy!

RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: As Prince Andrew is forced out of public life, it's worth reflecting on how some of his predecessors might have fared under the glare of the modern media spotlight.

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Someone explain how this old timey sex chair works. I've been looking at it trying to figure out where the three people go.



Also the caption to this pic is super funny:

The Prince commissioned French furniture manufacturer Soubrier to build him a special chair which would allow him to make love to two women at once without running the risk of him crushing them

 

[semipenguin]

 

[scotchandcigar]

Just egg. Contains 0% egg.

Also, it's not made from chickens. Eggs are also not made from chickens.

 

[HecticArt]

That proves that eggs make chickens, not the other way around.

 

[Wolf]

Then the egg came became first before the chicken?

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Then the egg came became first before the chicken?

Yes. Dinosaur eggs were around long before chickens.


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[JHDK]

Yea but as Jurassic Park taught me...and I can't think of any better place to get my facts...dinosaurs were more or less birds and chickens are birds so we are right back to the what came first the dinosaur chicken or the dinosaur chicken egg?

 

[Wolf]

Yes. Dinosaur eggs were around long before chickens.


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You should know weren't you around that time frame?

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

You should know weren't you around that time frame?

Rode my pet dinasour to school every day.


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[scotchandcigar]

All I know is that mung bean ain't eggs.

 

[HecticArt]

Then the egg came became first before the chicken?

I believe that it was Stephen Hawking that said that the egg came before the chicken.
That's proof enough for me.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Rode my pet dinasour to school every day.


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Uphill both ways?