Wackpack Death Pool

Discussion in 'Howard Stern' started by scotchandcigar, Jan 4, 2017.

  1. scotchandcigar

    scotchandcigar arrogant bastard

    On today's show, the staff made their picks for the next wack-packer to die. See who you agree with.

    Staffer--------------------------Pick
    -----------------------------------------------------
    Sal------------------------------Tan Mom
    Gary----------------------------HPE
    Robin--------------------------Underdog Lady
    Fred----------------------------Bigfoot
    Brent--------------------------Daniel Carver
    Jason--------------------------Wendy TSA
    Ronnie------------------------Fred TEB
    J.D.-----------------------------Gary TC
    Richard------------------------JTD
    John---------------------------Nicole Bass
    Will-----------------------------Bigfoot
    Howard------------------------Angry Alice
  2. scotchandcigar

    scotchandcigar arrogant bastard

    BTW, Fred and Will will split the pot if Bigfoot goes, and nobody picked Beetlejuice. They also mentioned Jeff the vomit guy, and Melrose Larry Green. And JD was the first out of the gate with a HPE prediction, but by the time he was granted a turn to pick, it was taken.
  3. JHDK

    JHDK Release Robin's Bra

    were there odds? cause to me HPE, bigfoot and JtD are heavy favorites.
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  4. scotchandcigar

    scotchandcigar arrogant bastard

    There was a whole big discussion (led by Baba Booey) about the different ways to handicap it. For example, you can subtract the dead person's age from the winning pot, so that older picks payout less. But Howard got frustrated with the whole thing, and said "we'll do straight odds and that'll be the end of it!". Still, more than one person can pick the same guy (such as HPE), but if he croaks, the pot gets split among all those that picked him.

    It was a fun debate, as they had to look-up each wack packer's age, and review their history of hospitalizations and such. For example, someone found that Marfan syndrome doesn't result in premature death, so no one picked Marfan Mike.
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  5. scotchandcigar

    scotchandcigar arrogant bastard

    Howard also speculated on the possibility that a staffer - such as Jason or Scott the Engineer - would predecease any wack packers.
  6. blyons200

    blyons200 These pretzels are making me thirsty.

    Robin could keel over at any time with her nutty diets.
  7. JHDK

    JHDK Release Robin's Bra

    when listening to the segment i was thinking about how siobhan would be a good sleeper pick. she seems to always be a mess and could easily be one of those deaths that just pop up out of nowhere.
  8. kryptonite

    kryptonite Well-Known Member

    What about Andrea Owenby, aka Miss Howard Stern?
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  9. scotchandcigar

    scotchandcigar arrogant bastard

    They mentioned her, they don't keep in touch.
  10. scotchandcigar

    scotchandcigar arrogant bastard

    She recovered from a major car wreck, I don't know if they've spoken to her since.
  11. JHDK

    JHDK Release Robin's Bra

    good call. she is always close to an OD or another wreck.

    little beyonce must be around 10 years old now. haha!

    huh, i guess i missed that part. good to know she came up at least.
  12. kryptonite

    kryptonite Well-Known Member

    Yeah, I totally forgot about that car wreck. I want to say it was 2007 or 2008.
  13. scotchandcigar

    scotchandcigar arrogant bastard

    Staffer--------------------------Pick
    -----------------------------------------------------
    Sal------------------------------Tan Mom
    Gary----------------------------HPE
    Robin--------------------------Underdog Lady
    Fred----------------------------Bigfoot
    Brent--------------------------Daniel Carver
    Jason--------------------------Wendy TSA
    Ronnie------------------------Fred TEB
    J.D.-----------------------------Gary TC
    Richard------------------------JTD
    John---------------------------Nicole Bass
    Will-----------------------------Bigfoot
    Howard------------------------Angry Alice


    John Hein is the winner!
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  14. JHDK

    JHDK Release Robin's Bra

    good stuff. well, not that she's dead but that someone had her in the pool.

    should make for good content monday.
  15. microbob

    microbob Active Member

    Tuesday, Monday is Presidents Day
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