Wearing a military dress uniform to church....

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  1. MAJ Badmotherfarker

    MAJ Badmotherfarker is drinking a beer.

    This girl asked me to go to church with her this sunday. Now, even though I'm rather certain that I will burst into flames as soon as I walk into a church, she's pretty hot so I'm inclined to accept the invitation.
    The weird thing is that she wants me to wear my ASUs (army dress uniform). Anyone have any experience with this? Any of you church goers see military wearing the dress uniforms?

    To me, it sounds pretty gay.

    Here's a pic of the blues:

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  2. sgip2000

    sgip2000 Member

    I doubt God minds what you wear. Some churches are anal about dress though.
     
  3. MAJ Badmotherfarker

    MAJ Badmotherfarker is drinking a beer.


    I'm not worried about what god thinks. Just seems kinda gay to me to wear a military dress uniform to anything that isn't a military event.
     
  4. almaniac27

    almaniac27 Member

    Well we all know if anything gay is involved God won't like it. ;)
     
  5. Aaron

    Aaron Moderator

    Nothing wrong with wearing military uniforms to church... people will admire you for it! :cool:
     
  6. memebag

    memebag Top Brass, ADVP

    Like I said before, you just don't have the calves for a dress. Maybe a military gown, but not a dress.
     
  7. MAJ Badmotherfarker

    MAJ Badmotherfarker is drinking a beer.


    But if I wear the skirt, it could make for a damn interesting sermon.
     
  8. TheScionicMan

    TheScionicMan Last non-Hating Stern Fan

    Although I don't live in a large military area, the only times I've seen soldiers wear their uniforms are when they are on leave and returning to their old church or are about to be deployed. In your situation, it's almost like wearing your work clothes. If you were a surgeon, would she want you to wear scrubs and a stethoscope?

    BTW, I'm not trying to trivialize the military side of your position or your potential for deployment, etc. I just mean you're not like an average GI.
     
  9. MAJ Badmotherfarker

    MAJ Badmotherfarker is drinking a beer.


    My work uniform is ACUs, not blues. Blues are for "formal" occasions.

    This is my work uniform:

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  10. Sirius Rich

    Sirius Rich Well-Known Member

  11. sgip2000

    sgip2000 Member

    Well, just how hot is this woman? Is she hot enough to look gay for?
     
  12. xan_user

    xan_user Banned

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    um dude. "Integrated blouse.." in your work cloths, and your worried about looking gay in the dress blues?:rofl2:
     
  13. MAJ Badmotherfarker

    MAJ Badmotherfarker is drinking a beer.


    Don't look at me. All branches call the tops "blouses".
     
  14. xan_user

    xan_user Banned

    Hey now watch that! I was not "looking" at you.

    :heat:
     
  15. MAJ Badmotherfarker

    MAJ Badmotherfarker is drinking a beer.

    In the end, I think I'm going to bail on it. Dress uniform aside, I just don't think I can take church.
     
  16. xan_user

    xan_user Banned

    that'a boy! logic prevails. thank you for saving the taxpayer from replacing another lost military uniform to spontaneous combustion.
     
  17. HecticArt

    HecticArt Administrator

    Have her make you breakfast in bed instead.
     
  18. MAJ Badmotherfarker

    MAJ Badmotherfarker is drinking a beer.

    I went to my own church. I ran a few miles in the rain and then picked up a growler of Heffeweizen from the brewery across the street.
     
  19. HecticArt

    HecticArt Administrator

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    There's the rest of the proof.
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    I had a few bottles of Chimay at my brothers last night. Those Belgian monks can brew!
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    (Had the white label last night, but they are all good.)
     
  20. MAJ Badmotherfarker

    MAJ Badmotherfarker is drinking a beer.

    The pic of those 3 chicks drinking is one of my all time favorites. And to think that I turned down Germany for this current duty tour. :bigahh:
     

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