US health officials are testing 12 patients across the country for the new, mysterious coronavirus that has been spreading across the globe, sickening 894 people and killing 26.
I thought when the Chinese killed us it was going to be at war. Guess I was wrong.
Seriously though, we get these scares every few years, Bird Flu, Swine Flu...Those come right to mind where nothing really happened. I doubt this will turn into the movie Contagion.
That was all Gwyneth Paltrow's fault for being a cheating bitch. Side note, The way Matt Damon portrays shock and disbelief at his wife being dead in that movie was some really excellent acting.
But then again, the 1918 Flu Pandemic was a real thing so who knows?
Anyway, we're all going to die!