Best & worst band names

scotchandcigar

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Vivian Grezzini owns Underground Pollution Records, goes under the stage names Ecoute La Merde (listen to shit) and Infected Fungus, and has been in the bands Anal Colic and Adolf Shitter.

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Does he also write reviews for Stooges albums?
 

scotchandcigar

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The Teenage Zits:

Drums – Num Nuts
Guitar – Douchebag
Lead Guitar – Wild Willie
Vocals – Hot Dog

featuring the not-hit song "Honey I Raped The Kids"
This is something any group of 13-year-old boys would come up with. Only now it can actually be made available to the public.
 
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sadchild

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On that release they covered "More Than A Feeling". From LouderSound: "A year later, they released a single, a beatbox-heavy cover of Boston's arena rocker More than a Feeling". Sounds terrible to me.

The b-side is "Less Than A Feeling". I was curious what they did on this one, so I looked on YouTube but couldn't find it.

But here's a review:

My inner 12-year-old loves a good parody, and on the back is a great send-up of the essay on the back of Boston’s album. Humor where the A side is “More Than A Feeling” and the B side is called “Less Than A Feeling?” I’m there. As you might have already guessed, the look of this disc is the only good part, as the tracks are meh covers that don’t bring anything interesting to the table. It turns out Foreskin 500 was signed to a major label for one album before getting dropped, which figures—bands with names like that are never built to last

Where are they now?

one member went on to a career directing cartoons for Adult Swim
 

sadchild

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I've actually heard of these guys.

Ass Ponys was an indie rock band based in Cincinnati, Ohio. Their sound combines rock and country into an off-kilter blend of Americana music. They have gone on national tours with bands such as Pavement, Throwing Muses, and Possum Dixon. Among other periodicals, they have been featured in Rolling Stone, CMJ, and The Cincinnati Post.

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Channel98

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A vulvectomy is the surgical removal of all or part of the vulva. What a lovely name for an Italian death metal band. Vulvectomy has released four albums: Syphilic Dismembered Slut, Putrescent Clitoral Fermentation, Post-Abortion Slut Fuck and Abusing Dismembered Beauties. Here is their Facebook page:

 
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Aaron

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So many questions…
Is it the leg of a person, animal, or chair?
Why is it wet? Is it water or something different. Is it a front leg or right leg or left leg.
 
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Channel98

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As I explained in another thread – in which I belatedly learned Mister scotch had posted the XMU Top 41 of 2022 before I did.....but that's not important right now – Wet Leg is a quintet from the Isle of Man and their name comes from an epithet referring to non-locals who reach the island by crossing the Solent strait by boat from Great Britain. When they get out of the boat, they wind up with a wet leg. They should really have two wet legs but maybe they hop on one foot. I don't really know.

Other "Wet" bands are Wet, Wet Wet Wet, Wet Willie, Get Wet, Wet Dreams and the Michael Paul Wet Dreams Band. Here is Get Wet's only hit, Just So Lonely, which reached #39 in May 1981: