Conan O'Brien moves to SiriusXM

Kryptonite

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Many books, movies and animated films (e.g., Peter Pan) feature pirates forcing someone to "walk the plank." In real life,
that never happened. If pirates wanted to get rid of someone, they would simply throw him overboard.

They'd also leave people marooned on a desert island with a single bullet and a half-bottle of rum.
 

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Mister sadchild, I heard that joke many years ago as a pirate joke. A pirate with a ship's wheel stuffed into his pants entered a bar. The bartender asked, "Do you know you have a ship's wheel in your pants?" The pirate replied, "Arrrhhh, it's driving me nuts!"

Here is one that will elicit Mister Hectic's face-palm: What did the pirate say on the day he became an octogenarian? "Aye matey years old."
 
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HecticArt

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We listened in the car this weekend all the way up to Detroit (about an hour) and most of the way back.

it was pretty entertaining.