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JHDK

Release Robin's Bra
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Nah, I can keep my mouth shut. Plus, there's no way I'd get back what I paid for them if I tried to sell. So they will live in the safe until they are ready to be regifted.
 

JHDK

Release Robin's Bra
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Meh, well I don't see myself marrying this current one so maybe I'll give them to her at some point. That way if it comes out (which I still don't think it will) it won't be the biggest deal in the world.
 

JHDK

Release Robin's Bra
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Yesterday I jogged a bit and did a 11:22 mile. I thought that was pretty good so I came here to check and turns out my previous record was 11:14. So it wasn't good enough.

This morning I was determined to beat that 11:14 and wound up clocking a new record of 10:19!
(I'm making it large and bold so it will be easy for me to find when I inevitably refer back here in a month or two.)

That's pretty good. My next goal will be to get it into the single digits.

I really want to do one of those Run Disney 5K's when they come back. I'm pretty positive I can do it and not be last. If I do one mile around 11 minutes and all the rest around 15 (which I can do just walking fast) that should be more than enough for me to be in the middle of the pack.

I'm shooting for average! :roflmao:
 

JHDK

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Pretty soon you’ll be able to buy clothes in the Extra Medium size.
Congrats.

Ha. I'm down to XL and 36 waist now. I used to be 4XL and 44 waist when I was 300. Just got a t-shirt today for a whopping $6.50 at Walmart. I like those polyester T's. They say "sweat wicking" or whatever but all that really means is 100% polyester.
 

scotchandcigar

arrogant bastard
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Ha. I'm down to XL and 36 waist now. I used to be 4XL and 44 waist when I was 300. Just got a t-shirt today for a whopping $6.50 at Walmart. I like those polyester T's. They say "sweat wicking" or whatever but all that really means is 100% polyester.
We should compare waist sizes. I'm a 33. Aaron's probably a 29.
 
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JHDK

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So this past week I have completely stopped walking and also have pounded somewhere around 1000 tacos.

I've ballooned to 215. How the hell does someone gain 15 lbs in a week?
 

scotchandcigar

arrogant bastard
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So this past week I have completely stopped walking and also have pounded somewhere around 1000 tacos.

I've ballooned to 215. How the hell does someone gain 15 lbs in a week?
Wait, weren't you like 198, or 196? Gaining 15 lbs in a week seems unlikely, and near fatal.
 
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JHDK

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Wait, weren't you like 198, or 196? Gaining 15 lbs in a week seems unlikely, and near fatal.

Even on regular days I can go +/- like 5 lbs per day. 5 up I mean, I never go 5 down in a day. 1.5 max.

Is there alcohol involved?

Yes. Severe drinking has been happening these past few days.

I seem to have a cycle. I go to Disney, come home and wind up on a bender. Probably something I need to look into at some point.
 
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JHDK

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And let's not forget that overall I'm a fatso. I have to work very hard to pretend to not be a fatty.

It's incredibly easy to get back there.
 

IdRatherBeSkiing

Sherbet is NOT and NEVER WILL BE ice cream.
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I seem to have a cycle. I go to Disney, come home and wind up on a bender. Probably something I need to look into at some point.
Perhaps it is time to give Disney a break for a bit. Maybe they are an evil corporation responsible for your drinking.
 

JHDK

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Perhaps it is time to give Disney a break for a bit. Maybe they are an evil corporation responsible for your drinking.

Well I broke up w/Kea, I'm still not over the previous one I was in love with, I only get to see my family like once a year thanks to Covid. Disney is kinda the only thing in my life that makes me happy...And Athena.

I know I'm kinda being facetious but also not. The only times I really feel joy these days is when I drive into the parks.

Wow this is a bummer post...Sorry guys.
 
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IdRatherBeSkiing

Sherbet is NOT and NEVER WILL BE ice cream.
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Well I broke up w/Kea, I'm still not over the previous one I was in love with, I only get to see my family like once a year thanks to Covid. Disney is kinda the only thing in my life that makes me happy...And Athena.

I know I'm kinda being facetious but also not. The only times I really feel joy these days is when I drive into the parks.

Wow this is a bummer post...Sorry guys.
Ya gotta find a way to find something else to turn to besides alcohol.

And you better get out of love with the previous ones or all subsequent ones will fail.
 
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