Fantasy Fatball 2021

scotchandcigar

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JHDK

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They should have the passengers provide it, and only weigh them if it seems way off.

I'm thinking they should get one of those carnival "guess your age/weight" stands set up at all the check ins. If they guess within 15 lbs you pay the fatass fee and if they're off you get a discount.
 
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JHDK

Release Robin's Bra
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I have 5 Guys and Taco Bell on the way to me. at the same time.

My mom's side are Kuleza people. They all seem to have food problems. I don't believe in that genetic shit...JUST FUCKIN PUT DOWN THE FORK...but im abt to pig out and i feel bad abt it before it even happens.

Hello 220. Seen you before...welcome back.
 

JHDK

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In fairness I gave a couple to Athena cause she seemed interested. She licked them like twice and went away.
 
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JHDK

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When I jam fires into my face I literally (out loud) say "nom nom" like Cookie Monster.

So there's that for you guys.