International News

[JHDK]

We should have an international news thread.

I guess I'm in a thread making mood today and think this will be a good way to further specialize the news sections of our forum. Right now all that stuff goes into the WTF or Misc News threads and this will be a designated place for everything else foreign.

Canada already has its own thread and that is because, much like manatees, it is worth its own section. Everyone knows that after the USA, Canada is really the only other part of the world worth living in. If you were unlucky enough to be born in any other country I am sure you consider suicide at least once every day.

So in conclusion, there is North America (minus that part south of Texas) and then there is everywhere else. Let's discuss the everywhere else here.

 

[JHDK]

Uganda's president Museveni argued that oral sex is wrong because "mouths are meant for eating"

Now before I turn this into a big joke let's not forget that this guy is a massive asshole who has tried to make being gay punishable by death, so screw him.

That said, he does say some funny stuff.

“Let me take this opportunity to warn our people publicly about the wrong practices indulged in and promoted by some of the outsiders. One of them is what they call oral sex. The mouth is for eating, not for sex. We know the address of sex, we know where sex is.”

Ha! Those darn outsiders and their insistence on promoting oral!

Now he says that everyone knows the address of sex. Let me address that. Seeing how this is Uganda, I imagine they are still 50+ years from discovering Mapquest, let alone a GPS. So with that in mind it is pretty easy to imagine Ugandans trying to find the proper street address for sex and accidentally arriving at the wrong hole after getting lost on the way.

 

[Wolf]

Time to merge threads

WTF is going on in the world?
Miscellaneous News Thread

anything else can get shoved in here.

A thread for Uranus

 

[JHDK]

 

[scotchandcigar]

Can we use one of these maps as a guide?

 

[JHDK]

I wonder how long this will last:

 

[Wolf]

I wonder how long this will last:

cough *bullshit

 

[scotchandcigar]

Royal baby: Duchess of Cambridge gives birth baby boy - CNN

 

[Wolf]

 

[JHDK]

 

[JHDK]

This is kinda a big deal:

Iran attacks Israel directly for the first time as it fires 20 shells from Syria at military bases | Daily Mail Online

 

[scotchandcigar]

This is kinda a big deal:

Iran attacks Israel directly for the first time as it fires 20 shells from Syria at military bases | Daily Mail Online

According to this, Israel's whipping their asses
Israel claims military supremacy after pounding Iranian targets in Syria - CNN

 

[JHDK]

Seven injured in massive blaze at German theme park

When I saw that pic, the cone shaped building made me think it was a promo for the new Jurassic Park.

 

[HecticArt]

NOW THAT'S A FIRE!!!

 

[Wolf]

Anybody have any marshmallows.

 

[JHDK]

Traditions are a good thing but not every one needs to remain.

'Noisy' piper cuffed by cops on Edinburgh's Royal Mile - for playing too LOUDLY

Bagpipes are the worst. Bagpipers should face arrest. Kilts are cool. Heavy drinking is cool. Bagpipes are not cool.

 

[memebag]

Bagpipes are fantastic. If its too loud you just aren't drunk enough.

 

[HecticArt]

Bagpipes are fantastic. If its too loud you just aren't drunk enough.

And not from Scotland.


Hey!

Question:
What's the definition of a gentleman?

Spoiler: Answer:

Someone that knows how to play the bagpipes.....but doesn't!!!!!

Hey-oh!!!!

 

[JHDK]

And not from Scotland.

Yes they are. Bagpipes and kilts are from both.

 

[HecticArt]

I'm saying that if you aren't drunk, you aren't from Scotland.