Joni Mitchell Says No To Taylor Swift

Jon

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Almost as bad as when they were thinking of getting Lindsay Lohan to play Stevie Nicks.


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semipenguin

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Wait. Everyone is talking about Taylor Swift.

No one is talking about Joni Mitchell.

(Taylor Mitchell?)

Stupid move. When was the last time anyone cared about Joni? 1973?

Say what you want about Swift. She's BIG.

She has been for a few years now. She will be for at least a few more years.

Mitchell will fade away until someone makes a biopic 50 years from now.
 

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I'm more upset about stories that Amy Adams is going to play Janis Joplin. Whenever a white actor plays some other ethnicity, actors of that ethnicity raise hell about being put out of work by white people. The same should happen when a beautiful person plays an ugly one. That role should go to an ugly actress.
 

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I'm more upset about stories that Amy Adams is going to play Janis Joplin. Whenever a white actor plays some other ethnicity, actors of that ethnicity raise hell about being put out of work by white people. The same should happen when a beautiful person plays an ugly one. That role should go to an ugly actress.

???

Amy Adams without makeup is no prettier than Janis Joplin without makeup.
 

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She's the hawtness from Wedding Crashers.
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I remember you well in the Chelsea Hotel
you were famous, your heart was a legend.
You told me again you preferred handsome men
but for me you would make an exception.
And clenching your fist for the ones like us
who are oppressed by the figures of beauty,
you fixed yourself, you said, "Well never mind,
we are ugly but we have the music."

-- Leonard Cohen singing about Janis Joplin
 
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semipenguin

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She was in American Hustle, The Fighter, Man Of Steel. She's one of the better actresses out there right now.

I haven't seen those films. I don't get out much.

I remember you well in the Chelsea Hotel
you were famous, your heart was a legend.
You told me again you preferred handsome men
but for me you would make an exception.
And clenching your fist for the ones like us
who are oppressed by the figures of beauty,
you fixed yourself, you said, "Well never mind,
we are ugly but we have the music."

-- Leonard Cohen singing about Janis Joplin

I thought that was Leonard Maltin.
 

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I remember you well in the Chelsea Hotel
you were famous, your heart was a legend.
You told me again you preferred handsome men
but for me you would make an exception.
And clenching your fist for the ones like us
who are oppressed by the figures of beauty,
you fixed yourself, you said, "Well never mind,
we are ugly but we have the music."

-- Leonard Cohen singing about Janis Joplin

She must have had low self esteem. I think she's cute.