Sal's List Of Things Howard Hates

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It was revealed on today's show that Sal has been compiling a list of things Howard has at one time said he hates. I wasn't able to take note of all the things on the list, but it was hilarious. It included balloons and happy people. Anyone have the list?
 

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"He hates Parades, Halloween, Plants, Winter, New Years, Winter, tourists in horse carts, April Fools, Mondays, boats, going away, balloons, hot air.." according to MarkFriggin.com
 
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Howard said Sal put a list together of the things he hates. Howard said Sal has been doing this for the last 6 months. Howard said the list is right too. He hates Parades, Halloween, Plants, Winter, New Years, Winter, tourists in horse carts, April Fools, Mondays, boats, going away, balloons, hot air... Howard confirmed all of those things. Howard said he really does dislike all of that stuff. He wasn't sure about the hot air. Howard asked what that was about. Howard said he did have air blowing on him at AGT. Sal said he thinks that's what it was. Howard said he hates math and lecturing people because they never listen.
 

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It's funny he hates math. I'm pretty sure that iPhones would never have been made if it weren't for math...or the internet.
 

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He hates Don I...errr...wait...coming sooner or later, a very special Howard Stern Show...Howard interviews Don Imus.
 
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It's funny he hates math. I'm pretty sure that iPhones would never have been made if it weren't for math...or the internet.
It's OK with him that other people can do the math that gives him his iPhone and YouPorn. It's like him and cars - he's got no interest in them, hates people who are into them, but he shure as hell needs Ronnie to get him to work with his limo.
He hates Don I...errr...wait...coming sooner or later, a very special Howard Stern Show...Howard interviews Don Imus.
He'll never go that far, I hope.
 
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I doubt he would ever "make up" with imus. He called Robin the N word.

True. I think he has a better chance of bringing in some combination of Anthony Cumia, Gregg Hughes, Jim Norton, Lee Mrozak, or Joe Rogan. Throw Daniel Carver in that mix as well.

...and there's no way he's bringing in someone who got famous partially by having people eat bugs and cow eyes.
 

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True. I think he has a better chance of bringing in some combination of Anthony Cumia, Gregg Hughes, Jim Norton, Lee Mrozak, or Joe Rogan. Throw Daniel Carver in that mix as well.

...and there's no way he's bringing in someone who got famous partially by having people eat bugs and cow eyes.


It was either Opie or Anthony who had a marriage relationship to Brent.

That might make for an interesting shark-jump show.
 

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I think that should read "sings along," as in out-loud. There's obviously at least one person who's supposed to sing!
 

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Didn't Howard rant against the newer-sized paper towels?

If he did, I agree. You can't cover food with them, causing you to use two or three towels which uses more paper.


Edit... whoops. It turns out that these narrow things are created by the manufacture. These things I use are maybe 4" wide at best. It's totally the wrong dimensions.

But still. Howard would hate these.
 
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I actually like these. They are good for jobs that don't require a full size paper towel. If you still need a full sized paper towel, roll of two connected pieces. Even bigger job? Roll off three connected.
 

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I actually like these. They are good for jobs that don't require a full size paper towel. If you still need a full sized paper towel, roll of two connected pieces. Even bigger job? Roll off three connected.
I think most people can appreciate that it gives you more choices for paper size, but it annoys Howard. Remember when he first started drinking coffee, and he made a whole big thing about the way the staffer would bring it to him? It was too hot or too cold, or too big, or had a cancer-causing plastic stirrer in it, or cancer-causing creamer. It gave him material for days.
 

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I actually like these. They are good for jobs that don't require a full size paper towel. If you still need a full sized paper towel, roll of two connected pieces. Even bigger job? Roll off three connected.

Therein lies my issue.

Two towels is too wide for covering food in the microwave.
 

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Well, I think they still make the regular rolls. It may depend on the brand.

The regular-size rolls are still made, like I said above.

I could easily see Howard ranting against these narrow excuses for paper towels, if he hasn't done so already.