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Bad English
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Reviewer J. D. Considine wrote simply: "Grammar is the least of their problems."
 
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Johnny Hates Jazz
Turn Back the Clock


British popsters Johnny Hates Jazz opened up their copy of Rolling Stone to read David Wild’s one sentence review, “David hates Johnny Hates Jazz.”

Spin said the band was "satisfied to have reached page three of their MIDI handbook, and figuring they now know everything there is to know about their new synths. This is evident from the first note. So everything has a basic beat and it’s all in synch, and so what?"
 

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Johnny Hates Jazz
Turn Back the Clock


British popsters Johnny Hates Jazz opened up their copy of Rolling Stone to read David Wild’s one sentence review, “David hates Johnny Hates Jazz.”

Spin said the band was "satisfied to have reached page three of their MIDI handbook, and figuring they now know everything there is to know about their new synths. This is evident from the first note. So everything has a basic beat and it’s all in synch, and so what?"
Never liked that band. The review pretty much sums it up.