Twitter, anybody?

[sadchild]

I missed this story back in the day:

Musk and Zuckerberg have been feuding since 2016, when a SpaceX rocket explosion destroyed Facebook's satellite.

 

[sadchild]

Holly Johnson, frontman of Frankie Goes To Hollywood, posted on Facebook recently:

Holly Johnson
I’m no longer Tweeting in 2023. I’m Threading. Follow or not it’s my new favourite platform.

Mária Hollósi
I read somewhere that your account was hacked. So you couldn't get back to your Twitter account?

Holly Johnson
yes and the service was terrible after Elon Musk took over and sacked most of the employees. So I didn’t bother pursuing it.

 

[HecticArt]

FRANKIE
SAYS
NOT X

 

[MonoStereo]

FRANKIE
SAYS
NOT X

CHOOSE THREADS

 

[sadchild]

♫ THE X, DON'T DO IT, WHEN YOU WANNA POST TO IT ♫

 

[HecticArt]

When two schmucks go to war.

 

[MonoStereo]

And of course both of those hits can be found on their album "Welcome To The Twitterdumb".

 

[sadchild]

Elon Musk's mother said he became "so lonely and sad" when he started going to school because he didn't know how to make friends.

♫ Sad and lonely, sad and lonely, won't some sweet mama come and take a chance with me... ♫

Elon Musk learned social cues from reading books because he had no friends as a child

Elon Musk's mother said he became "so lonely and sad" when he started going to school because he didn't know how to make friends.

www.businessinsider.com

 

[MonoStereo]

♫ Sad and lonely, sad and lonely, won't some sweet mama come and take a chance with me... ♫


Bop, boze-de-boze-de-bop, Twitter-bop

 

[HecticArt]

because he didn't know how to make friends.

Well, no shit!?!?

 

[sadchild]

I think he changed it from Twitter to X because he always planned on X'ing off every name from the list of employees

New layoffs at Twitter hit trust and safety workers even as advertisers worry about toxic speech

Elon Musk continues to let go Twitter workers charged with making the platform safer as advertising revenue plummets.

www.businessinsider.com

 

[sadchild]

But did she drop a deuce on his bed?

Elon Musk's biographer says 'nothing hurt him more' than his relationship with Amber Heard

"The storm and turmoil that both sides tell me about, this is not a matter of dispute, that was part of the attraction," Walter Isaacson said.

www.businessinsider.com

 

[scotchandcigar]

I'm sure you'll all be among the first in line for this...

Neuralink, Elon Musk’s brain implant startup, set to begin human trials​

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www.cnn.com

 

[HecticArt]

I'm sure you'll all be among the first in line for this...

Neuralink, Elon Musk’s brain implant startup, set to begin human trials​

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www.cnn.com

Hell to the no!

 

[sadchild]

Elon Musk keeps publicly begging celebrities to post on X and gets pouty if they choose other platforms
From Taylor Swift to Russell Brand, Elon Musk is begging celebrities to use X. And he gets sad when they don't.

Elon Musk keeps publicly begging celebrities to post on X and gets pouty if they choose other platforms

From Taylor Swift to Russell Brand, Elon Musk is begging celebrities to use X. And he gets sad when they don't.

www.businessinsider.com

 

[sadchild]

Elon Musk's X has added 'formerly Twitter' to its App Store description as users continue to struggle with its rebrand

Elon Musk's X has added 'formerly Twitter' to its App Store description as users continue to struggle with its rebrand

The app has changed its description on the app store from "Blaze your glory" to "Formerly Twitter", after the chaotic rebrand of the social media platform.

www.businessinsider.com

 

[HecticArt]

What a Xouche-bag.

 

[MonoStereo]

 

[sadchild]

'Who wouldn't want Elon Musk sitting by their side running product?'

[8 billion people raise their hands]

X CEO slams claims that she's CEO in name only as 'not nice;' 'Who wouldn't want Elon Musk sitting by their side running product?'

X CEO Linda Yaccarino took the stage at Vox's Code Conference shortly after an ex-Twitter staffer spoke on his negative experience at the company.

www.businessinsider.com

 

[sadchild]

This ain't the first time a live event got fucked up on TwiXter. And email EVERYBODY? Come on, man, what's the receptionist gonna do...

Elon Musk emailed everyone at X 'please fix this' after his border livestream froze, NYT reporter says

Elon Musk's livestream at the US-Mexico border at Eagle Pass, Texas froze after four minutes, prompting the X owner to email his whole company.

www.businessinsider.com