Week of 9/19: Live!

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Howard Stern is live this week on SiriusXM Howard 100 and the SiriusXM app.

On today's show, Howard's mother couldn't get used to her new TV which is the same exact setup as her old one. Howard also said he has two guys who work for him "behind the scenes" doing all sorts of stuff. (Didn't Laura move on to other things?) Anyhoo, he has two guys now.

Howard said: "Did anyone think I'd really run for president?" He did a "man on the street" thing where people were asked all types of phony questions about the presidential run.

We also had a Fisty Gary tease of a phone call so apparently revolting that it has to be played over two days, some Dancing With The Stars talk and Jon Hamm stopped by for his first appearance on the show.

 

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"Did anyone think I'd really run for president?"

Nope. He wouldn't reveal his finances in 1994 when running for mayor. No way he's doing it now.

 

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Michael Rapaport called in to Monday's Wrap-Up Show and complained he was on hold for 27 minutes. He was texting Rahsaan while he was on hold...then he got to talk on the air and asked: "I'm on hold for 27 minutes! Is this Verizon or is this the Howard Stern Wrap-Up Show?"

All we need is Fred playing the Mars Attacks! alien sounds.

 

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Nope. He wouldn't reveal his finances in 1994 when running for mayor. No way he's doing it now.

Howard played some audio of a NewsMax lady saying that same thing before responding that she backed Donald Trump after he didn't reveal his.

 

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2022 Howard says fisting is gross and shouldn't be listened to by anyone.

2008 Howard would have had fisters on the show for a "Deepest Fist Contest."

 

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Not even 2022. I think it was last year he played clips of Wolfie at an event featuring fisting and the audio of actual fisting was aired. I had to tune away.

 

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Not even 2022. I think it was last year he played clips of Wolfie at an event featuring fisting and the audio of actual fisting was aired. I had to tune away.

Yeah...they played that this afternoon on 101. Fist Fest was 2019. Pool balls, feet up to the ankles, a wine bottle...some of these people have *got* to be lying, right? Right?

They also played the bit of JD getting high in LA (also from 2019).

 

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Between the "Guess Who Farted?" game, the chess bit and this gay spa being open during the Queen's funeral...not a bad 30-45 minutes of show.

And of course Robin has two different phones AND they're on different providers...but how does it take Howard three hours to update his phone? My Pixel 6 updates in maybe 45 minutes and I can use it while it's downloading and installing the new software.

Jimble Kimble comes in next week!

Today's WUS...they're talking about edible pot and every time I hear anything about edibles, it reminds me of when Bubba the Love Sponge said that Brent gave him some brownies with a warning not to eat them all at once. Well, he waited for a time when Heather and Tizzy were gone for a while. Bubba being Bubba, he ate the brownies...and got so paranoid, he put all his guns around his bed and passed out. He then woke up after what he thought was a long nap, but it was maybe 15-20 minutes later.

 

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I stopped listening when the conversation switched from Debbie/Eric to "ass meat". Nope.

 

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There was a time in (probably) 2006 or maybe it was 2007 when Sal or Richard was talking about poopy underwear.

That remains the only time I had to turn the show off.

 

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I've had several times. I can handle quite a bit, but about 1% of the rough stuff is just too far for me. I don't think I ever tuned away when the show was on FM, but since then it's been more than a couple times I've bailed.

I know the fist-fest was another one I bailed on. Can't remember the others. Blocked them out!

 

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I had to bail on Fisty Gary too. It's weird how the show these days seems far tamer than it was in the early Sirius days, but every once in a while they really outdo themselves with something especially vile. Before this, it was Richard's Chiefs hat. Thinking about that nasty thing sitting in Benji's home for all these months really turns my stomach. Though the segment the other day about how they think it inspired the design of some of the official 2022 NFL caps was hilarious, after I found a picture of the real product:

 

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I've had several times. I can handle quite a bit, but about 1% of the rough stuff is just too far for me. I don't think I ever tuned away when the show was on FM, but since then it's been more than a couple times I've bailed.

I know the fist-fest was another one I bailed on. Can't remember the others. Blocked them out!

Biggest hemorrhoids. No need to say any more.

 

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Biggest hemorrhoids. No need to say any more.

I'll watch the hot dog eating contest, but I can't make it through a minute of Dr. Pimple Popper.

Go figure that one out.

 

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I had to bail on Fisty Gary too. It's weird how the show these days seems far tamer than it was in the early Sirius days, but every once in a while they really outdo themselves with something especially vile.

You're completely right. The interviews are tame and PG-13 at the worst. If it's a long interview, he may take a brief break to "pisch" but other than that, no talk about Eddie Vedder banging his wife or how big Jon Hamm's penis is.

"Which member of Pearl Jam has the biggest penis?"

 

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Biggest hemorrhoids

I think I missed that one. Probably a good thing.

 

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I got through fist fest. A bit rough while eating breakfast. That was dumb. I've been on the run all month so I haven't gotten to fisting. Should I skip it??

 

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I got through fist fest. A bit rough while eating breakfast. That was dumb. I've been on the run all month so I haven't gotten to fisting. Should I skip it??

Imagine "Flirty Gary Meets Fist Fest" and you're not far off.

 

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With all that said, the Thursday afternoon Jon Lieberman thing was... interesting. It was essentially a "hard-hitting" Howard 100 News... One of those "Inside Edition" or "Access Hollywood" type shows, but Howard 100 News.