We're All Going to Die

[JHDK]

US testing 12 patients for coronavirus including Texas A&M student

US health officials are testing 12 patients across the country for the new, mysterious coronavirus that has been spreading across the globe, sickening 894 people and killing 26.

www.dailymail.co.uk

I thought when the Chinese killed us it was going to be at war. Guess I was wrong.

Seriously though, we get these scares every few years, Bird Flu, Swine Flu...Those come right to mind where nothing really happened. I doubt this will turn into the movie Contagion.



That was all Gwyneth Paltrow's fault for being a cheating bitch. Side note, The way Matt Damon portrays shock and disbelief at his wife being dead in that movie was some really excellent acting.

But then again, the 1918 Flu Pandemic was a real thing so who knows?

Anyway, we're all going to die!

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

It will be more like The Stand.

Too bad the bad guys got Vegas.


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[JHDK]

We're all going to die.

Nurse treating coronavirus in China claims 90,000 people are infected

The unnamed woman (left) said in a social media video that she is 'here to tell the truth'. China has faced criticism for censorship and for taking down videos about the outbreak posted online.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

1 case in Toronto.

 

[JHDK]

1 case in Toronto.

Say goodbye to your family.

It will hit FL soon.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Say goodbye to your family.

It will hit FL soon.

The virus isn’t that contagious and isn’t that deadly. A more difficult flu.

Although the actions of the Chinese government seem to go against this claim.


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[Channel98]

In Luke chapter 21, Jesus warns his disciples what to expect in the last days of this earth: "Wars and uprisings.....Nation will rise against nation and kingdom against kingdom. There will be great earthquakes, famines and pestilences in various places.....When you see Jerusalem surrounded by armies, you will know that its desolation is near." Does anyone have any questions?

Locust swarms in Africa are worst in decades

Kenya is struck by the worst invasion of desert locusts in 70 years as hundreds of millions of the bugs swarm in from Somalia and Ethiopia.

www.latimes.com

Major rescue efforts underway in Turkey after earthquake kills at least 29

“We don’t have a safe place to stay right now," Emre Gocer told the state-run Anadolu news agency.

www.nbcnews.com

Wuhan coronavirus death toll rises to 56 as healthcare workers say medical supplies are running out

The death toll from the Wuhan coronavirus in China continues rising as authorities and health care workers struggle to contain the outbreak.

www.cnn.com

Thais Warned to Prepare for Worst Drought in 40 Years

Thailand’s Meteorological Department has foretasted that the drought will be the worst in 40 years and last until May 2020. 43 provinces in the north, northeast, and central regions, would be the most affected. Kornrawee Sitthichivapak, Deputy Director-General for Operations, said on Monday that...

www.chiangraitimes.com

 

[JHDK]

The virus isn’t that contagious and isn’t that deadly. A more difficult flu.

Thought I read that it's spread like a cold, through coughing and all that.

???

Not that it matters, it won't get us. I like to joke about pandemics but in reality this shit never touches us.

 

[HecticArt]

One of the first things to look out for will be iguanas falling from the sky.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

One of the first things to look out for will be iguanas falling from the sky.

Isn’t that one of the horsemen of the apocalypse?


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[Channel98]

JHDK is mistaken when he insists the coronavirus "won't get us." In China, more than 2,000 people are known to be infected and the death toll is now 56. Eight cases have been reported in Hong Kong. Four cases have been reported in the United States: Illinois, Washington and two in California. More than 30 cases have been reported in other countries. China's health minister said today that people can have the virus and transmit it to others even before any symptoms show. Lest I be accused of being a Debbie Downer, I 'm offering some helpful advice via this beautiful little quatrain:

The coronavirus
Could kill us or tire us.
I recommend, Mon,
Don't eat fish from Wuhan.

 

[HecticArt]

Isn’t that one of the horsemen of the apocalypse?


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It's in the bible someplace.

 

[Channel98]

A fifth case of coronavirus in the United States has been confirmed. All five victims had recently visited Wuhan.

Fifth US case of coronavirus confirmed as China warns people can spread the virus before they feel ill | CNN

Another case of coronavirus has been confirmed, in Arizona, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said on Sunday, bringing the total to five cases in the United States.

www.cnn.com

TripAdvisor has a page proclaiming, "Discover the best of Wuhan. Popular things to do in Wuhan in January." I think right now the most popular thing to do in Wuhan is to not be there.

Wuhan, China 2023: Best Places to Visit - Tripadvisor

Wuhan Tourism: Tripadvisor has 91,018 reviews of Wuhan Hotels, Attractions, and Restaurants making it your best Wuhan resource.

www.tripadvisor.com

 

[JHDK]

We're all going to die.

Deadly coronavirus outbreak DID start at the animal market in Wuhan

The Chinese Center for Disease Control and Prevention said tests proved humans caught it from animals at the Huanan Seafood Wholesales Market in Wuhan city (shown).

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[HecticArt]

Rising toll: 106 people are dead and more than 4,515 cases have been confirmed in mainland China, as the Wuhan coronavirus continues to spread throughout Asia and the rest of the world.

 

[Channel98]

There are now 7,711 confirmed cases of the coronavirus in China and 170 people have died. Drugstores throughout the world have sold out of face masks – and the coronavirus particles are so microscopic, those masks offer no protection at all. Of course you won't hear the mask manufacturers complaining.

Americans evacuated from virus-hit China arrive in California

The plane stopped in Alaska on its way from Wuhan, China, the center of the coronavirus outbreak, to California. None showed signs of illness..

www.nbcnews.com

 

[Channel98]

The World Health Organization – I'm using the full name instead of the initials so nobody makes any dumb "WHO's on first" jokes – has declared an international emergency as the coronavirus has now infected more than 7,800 people in 19 countries. Yikes!

U.N. agency declares global emergency over virus from China

WHO declared the outbreak sparked by a new virus in China that has been exported to more than a dozen countries as a global emergency.

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[IdRatherBeSkiing]

 

[Channel98]

Considering that the coronavirus originated with bats (which many Chinese people eat as food) and the "Who's On First" routine involves a bat (albeit a different type of bat), I guess the Abbott & Costello routine is relevant in an illogical way. Anyway, I never get tired of watching it. Why? Because!

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

I think he plays centre field.


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