Listening to 2002 (my office mate is on vacation)
Chris Rock - Stern interview 6/6/2002
Howard: He's not happily married.
Chris: Yes I am.
Robin: What? How can you say that?
Howard: He doesn't like being married.
Robin: How can you say that? His poor wife is very pregnant.
Howard: I don't care what she is. He ain't. I thought for sure you guys would be getting a divorce soon.
Chris: No, no, no, no
Howard: I thought the announcement would be, "I'm getting a divorce"
Chris: No, no, no
Robin: Alright Chris, tell him how good your marriage is.
Chris: My marriage is fine.
Howard: (laughing)
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Howard: You've been on this show many times and you've said it's too hard being married. Too many women coming at you. There's too much activity. Imagine the rest of your life-
Chris: I said that?
Howard: Yes. You talked about it in your own comedy routine.
Chris: It's all just jokes, Howard.
Howard: Oh you don't mean any of it?
Chris: Do you mean it all, Howard?
Howard: Yes. I do.
Chris: I guess you did.
Howard: Kinda did. Yeah, I'm divorced, aren't I?
Artie: Howard, Chris has a great bit where he says men are only as faithful as their options. From where I'm sitting, Chris has got a lot of options.
Chris: No, I have no penis.
Howard: Your routine about men are always as faithful as their options? Absolutely right. And that's why everyone laughs.
Chris: I'm gonna give it a shot, Howard.
Robin: Are you practicing fidelity?
Chris: Yes.
Chris Rock after his wife filed for divorce in 2012:
"I was not a good husband. I was fucked-up. I was addicted to porn ... What happens when you watch too much porn is you get desensitized ... And [what] you need is a perfect porn cocktail to get you off. I was so fucked-up, I need an Asian girl with a black girl’s ass that speaks Spanish just to get my dick to move an inch ... I’m a fuckin’ asshole, man. I didn’t listen. I wasn’t kind. I cheated ... I’d go on the road, end up sleeping with three different women. It’s, like, fucked-up."
