What Does This Have To Do With The Show?

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Listening to an old show. And here's another Howard quote about marriage from 2002. My morbid fascination continues...
Oct 21, 2002:
Robin: [Scott Einziger is] like Howard. He's a relationship guy. He was miserable the whole time he was single.
Scott: It's only a matter of time for you, Howie, buddy.
Howard: That's what you think. You're barking up the wrong tree. You think I'm gonna get married? I'm not.
Gary: I don't know that you're getting married. I think that there's some sort of bigger commitment down the road. I don't know what it is.
Howard: Friendship ring?
KC: That's gay.
Robin: Well, they're getting a dog together.
Howard: No we're not. I'm getting the dog. And Beth said she would help me with it.
Gary: But it gets to be one of those things where it gets to be like an unspoken thing where she spends like six nights a week at your apartment, yet she never gives up her apartment.
Howard: Right. I don't want to share an apartment. It's like Robin. She's in the same deal. Her and Mr. X don't share a house.
Gary: Yeah, I think that's his idea.
Robin: Oh my god no! What're you talking about?! I can't live with anybody!
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Robin: I'm happy when I'm alone.
Howard: You should see how happy I am. We have breaks. Beth will go to her apartment and I'm doing work in my apartment. You look forward to seeing each other. It keeps it real. That's what keeps it lively. It's not natural to live on top of somebody every minute. It's not natural.
Robin: It might be a sign of great maturity to be able to do that. I don't have it.
Howard: I'm immature.
Scott: Matter of time, matter of time.
 

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How many Scotts were there?
Scott Eizenger, Scott Salem and...wasn't there a third?

Scott Salem had the thing when his wife died and then that whole mess with Howard not being entirely appropriate or whatever it was...
 
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Scott Salem had the thing when his wife died and then that whole mess with Howard not being entirely appropriate or whatever it was...
I think Scott Salem asked Howard to share a fundraiser on the air for his wife's treatments and it didn't happen. My theory is Howard never liked how Scott yelled "you have to pay me" for the pushups he never did, because things were always different after that. Just a guess.
 
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Listening to 10/22/2002. The caller is Dennis Hope who says he's owned the moon since 1980 and has been sold over a million acres of it to people including 400+ celebrities including George HW Bush, Ronald Reagan, Jimmy Carter, Ron Howard, Nicole Kidman, Tom Hanks and George Lucas.

22 years later the business is still going

 

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Listening to 10/22/2002. The caller is Dennis Hope who says he's owned the moon since 1980 and has been sold over a million acres of it to people including 400+ celebrities including George HW Bush, Ronald Reagan, Jimmy Carter, Ron Howard, Nicole Kidman, Tom Hanks and George Lucas.

22 years later the business is still going


Then Howard couldn't decide if he wanted to blow it up ORRR...put a big Sirius logo on it.
 

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That "you spin me right round" song is playing now and all I'm thinking of is Robin's brown mound.
 

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How many Scotts were there?
Scott Eizenger, Scott Salem and...wasn't there a third?

Scott Salem had the thing when his wife died and then that whole mess with Howard not being entirely appropriate or whatever it was...

Oh duh...it was Scott DePace. I think he was the one who was the big Republican who Howard always argued with.

And it was Scott Ei*n*zinger.
 

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Kristin Chenoweth was on the 11/18 Seth Meyers.



(I swear they were laughing about something and NOT talking about the titty dress!)
 

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For some reason, I Googled "Scout & Big Gulp" and my 2012 meeting with Scout came up.

Scout actually kind of looked like someone I know.

 

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For the last few months, I've been infested with these pantry months... apparently one of them can have 400 babies like it's nothing.

I'm REALLY interested in whatever poison gas went in Howard's limo.
 

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Trump adds name to Bible cover

The latest editions of the God Bless the USA Bible, endorsed by Trump, will set you back an additional $10 due to Trump’s name being emblazoned on the cover. A review of Trump's Bible webpage reveals Trump is now selling two new editions, each priced at $69.99 for now: one to commemorate his inauguration as the 47th president in 2025, and another to mark the date of the failed assassination attempt by registered Republican voter Thomas Crooks in Butler, Pennsylvania in July.

The former is dubbed the "Inauguration Day Edition," and the latter, the "Day God Intervened" edition. Both versions prominently feature Trump's name above both "Holy Bible" and "God."
 
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Oh Jesus, Oh God. We're so sorry. I'm going to the church on Sunday. Well probably not. I know what goes on in there.

The wife wants to get out of the country or just die.