America Has Attacked My Teeth

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Split a tooth at lunch today on Columbus, OH. At an urgent dental care facility making my tooth great again. Likely will drain my of several $. My insurance should eventually reimburse me for some part of it.


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[HecticArt]

Dood!
Be careful out there.

 

[Wolf]

Just revenge on all the times that Andrew has invaded our country or worst you could look like one of casual cousins?

 

[Casual Fan]

Just revenge on all the times that Andrew has invaded our country or worst you could look like one of casual cousins?

Leave Lester out of this. He's not been the same since he went sleepwalking and woke up in his long underwear in the Young Misses' department at WalMart.

I just got a bill for the $500 my insurance didn't cover when I broke a tooth last year.


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[scotchandcigar]

Split a tooth at lunch today on Columbus, OH. At an urgent dental care facility making my tooth great again. Likely will drain my of several $. My insurance should eventually reimburse me for some part of it.


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Aren't you supposed to be in Barbados?

 

[JHDK]

canadian teeth are soft and weak. when subjected to anything harder than soggy poutine they don't know what's happening and simply shut down.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Aren't you supposed to be in Barbados?

Flying out from Columbus (ironically via Toronto) in mere hours.


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[MadisonRadio1]

I lost a tooth last autumn from having spaghetti. Ironically, I had a check up and teeth cleaning just two days before and they told me my teeth were perfectly fine.

 

[Casual Fan]

I lost a tooth last autumn from having spaghetti. Ironically, I had a check up and teeth cleaning just two days before and they told me my teeth were perfectly fine.

I understand that most people who break teeth do so while eating bread. I was eating pistachios when I broke mine.


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[scotchandcigar]

I lost a tooth last autumn from having spaghetti. Ironically, I had a check up and teeth cleaning just two days before and they told me my teeth were perfectly fine.

Must've been really al-dente.

 

[HecticArt]

Must've been really al-dente.

You stole my joke!

 

[memebag]

You stole my joke!

Let him keep it.

 

[Casual Fan]

Man, it's not even a joke...


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[HecticArt]

Man, it's not even a joke...


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When your tooth breaks, let's see how funny it is.

 

[Casual Fan]

When your tooth breaks, let's see how funny it is.

My tooth DID break!

 

[HecticArt]

That's Karma for ya.

 

[Casual Fan]

That's Karma for ya.

My tooth broke first. Does Karma time travel?

 

[HecticArt]

Why wouldn't it?

 

[Evil_Ernie]

I lost a tooth last autumn from having spaghetti. Ironically, I had a check up and teeth cleaning just two days before and they told me my teeth were perfectly fine.

You're not supposed to eat it straight from the box!! Boil that pasta!

 

[HecticArt]

Just to be clear, take it out of the boiling water, and let it cool a bit before eating.