America Has Attacked My Teeth

Discussion in 'The Studio Lounge' started by IdRatherBeSkiing, Mar 11, 2017.

  1. IdRatherBeSkiing

    IdRatherBeSkiing This space for rent

    Split a tooth at lunch today on Columbus, OH. At an urgent dental care facility making my tooth great again. Likely will drain my of several $. My insurance should eventually reimburse me for some part of it.


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  2. HecticArt

    HecticArt Administrator

    Dood!
    Be careful out there.
  3. Wolf

    Wolf The Lone Wolf

    Just revenge on all the times that Andrew has invaded our country or worst you could look like one of casual cousins?

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  4. Casual Fan

    Casual Fan Surprisingly nice

    Leave Lester out of this. He's not been the same since he went sleepwalking and woke up in his long underwear in the Young Misses' department at WalMart.

    I just got a bill for the $500 my insurance didn't cover when I broke a tooth last year.


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  5. scotchandcigar

    scotchandcigar arrogant bastard

    Aren't you supposed to be in Barbados?
  6. JHDK

    JHDK Release Robin's Bra

    canadian teeth are soft and weak. when subjected to anything harder than soggy poutine they don't know what's happening and simply shut down.
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  7. IdRatherBeSkiing

    IdRatherBeSkiing This space for rent

    Flying out from Columbus (ironically via Toronto) in mere hours.


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  8. MadisonRadio1

    MadisonRadio1 MadisonRadio

    I lost a tooth last autumn from having spaghetti. Ironically, I had a check up and teeth cleaning just two days before and they told me my teeth were perfectly fine.
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  9. Casual Fan

    Casual Fan Surprisingly nice

    I understand that most people who break teeth do so while eating bread. I was eating pistachios when I broke mine.


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  10. scotchandcigar

    scotchandcigar arrogant bastard

    Must've been really al-dente.
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  11. HecticArt

    HecticArt Administrator

    You stole my joke!
    :clap2:
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  12. memebag

    memebag Top Brass, ADVP

    Let him keep it.
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  13. Casual Fan

    Casual Fan Surprisingly nice

    Man, it's not even a joke...


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  14. HecticArt

    HecticArt Administrator

    When your tooth breaks, let's see how funny it is.
  15. Casual Fan

    Casual Fan Surprisingly nice

    My tooth DID break!
  16. HecticArt

    HecticArt Administrator

    That's Karma for ya.
  17. Casual Fan

    Casual Fan Surprisingly nice

    My tooth broke first. Does Karma time travel?
  18. HecticArt

    HecticArt Administrator

    Why wouldn't it?
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  19. Evil_Ernie

    Evil_Ernie Smell my finger

    You're not supposed to eat it straight from the box!! Boil that pasta! :p
  20. HecticArt

    HecticArt Administrator

    Just to be clear, take it out of the boiling water, and let it cool a bit before eating.
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