The Dumb Dodo Thread

[Channel98]

Oh those crazy wacky kooky zany Brits!

Woman falls out car window while filming Snapchat video on M25

Woman not seriously injured in incident between junction 6 and Clacket Lane services

www.theguardian.com

 

[HecticArt]

That's a good post for this thread.

 

[JHDK]

Oh those crazy wacky kooky zany Brits!

Woman falls out car window while filming Snapchat video on M25

Woman not seriously injured in incident between junction 6 and Clacket Lane services

www.theguardian.com

Ya beat me to it Channel. I was just coming here to post that now.

My very articulate caption was going to be:

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

 

[Channel98]

"Find a cure for cancer? Write a best-selling novel? Build shelters for the homeless? Nah, I wanna be famous for driving really really fast." Yeah, how did that work out?

Businessman Zef Eisenberg dies while trying to break British land speed record | CNN

Businessman and TV host Zef Eisenberg has died while attempting to break a British land speed record at an airfield in the UK, police have confirmed.

www.cnn.com

 

[semipenguin]

"Find a cure for cancer? Write a best-selling novel? Build shelters for the homeless? Nah, I wanna be famous for driving really really fast." Yeah, how did that work out?

Businessman Zef Eisenberg dies while trying to break British land speed record | CNN

Businessman and TV host Zef Eisenberg has died while attempting to break a British land speed record at an airfield in the UK, police have confirmed.

www.cnn.com

He went the distance.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

He went the distance.

 

[JHDK]

"He's going for speed."

Hah, good call man. I was just about to post that when I saw Channel and Semi's posts. Well done. I'm a big Cake fan.

 

[HecticArt]

As soon as I read Semi's

He went the distance.

I was going to type "He's going for speed......"

But IRBS beat me to it.

 

[JHDK]

But IRBS beat me to it.

Sometimes when I see IdRather's name abbreviated like that I miss read it as IBS and then think of those commercials, which in turn leads me to thinking about people pooping uncontrollably. Good times.

 

[Channel98]

"Dumb" is blowing up an ATM insdide a restaurant. "Dumber" is fleeing empty-handed.

3 blow up ATM in open Chinese restaurant, flee without cash

PHILADELPHIA (AP) — Three men blew up an ATM in a Chinese takeout restaurant in Philadelphia while the establishment was still open but were unable to get any cash, police said.

apnews.com

 

[Channel98]

To quote Forrest Gump, "Stupid is as stupid does."

Rudy Giuliani Tells Trump Supporters 'People Don’t Die' Of Coronavirus Anymore

Trump's personal attorney made the egregious comment while standing in a small office space in Philadelphia.

www.huffpost.com

 

[HecticArt]

Give em just a little time.

 

[Channel98]

I don't want to be insensitive or politically incorrect. Otherwise, I could have made a bad joke about "Arky vs. darkies."

Arkansas police chief resigns after calling for violence against Democrats

An Arkansas police chief who posted calls for violence against Democrats on social media resigned from his job on Saturday.

www.cnn.com

 

[scotchandcigar]

I don't want to be insensitive or politically incorrect. Otherwise, I could have made a bad joke about "Arky vs. darkies."

Arkansas police chief resigns after calling for violence against Democrats

An Arkansas police chief who posted calls for violence against Democrats on social media resigned from his job on Saturday.

www.cnn.com

"Holland made national news earlier this year when he publicly refused to enforce the state's Covid-19 mask mandate."

Yep.

 

[Channel98]

Hey, maybe he doesn't have a calendar and maybe he hasn't watched any news for the past eight days.

Eric Trump Becomes Twitter Laughingstock After Urging People To Vote... 1 Week Late

Donald Trump's son tweeted for people in Minnesota to "get out and vote" one week after the 2020 election.

www.huffpost.com

 

[scotchandcigar]

Hey, maybe he doesn't have a calendar and maybe he hasn't watched any news for the past eight days.

Eric Trump Becomes Twitter Laughingstock After Urging People To Vote... 1 Week Late

Donald Trump's son tweeted for people in Minnesota to "get out and vote" one week after the 2020 election.

www.huffpost.com

This doesn't help his reputation as the stupid son.

 

[JHDK]

This doesn't help his reputation as the stupid son.

It is weird how he's the runt of the litter. The 3 come from the same mom and 2 are attractive people...then there's Eric.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

It is weird how he's the runt of the litter. The 3 come from the same mom and 2 are attractive people...then there's Eric.

How attractive was the milkman?

 

[Channel98]

Yes, this story could go in the Florida thread but I think it's more appropriate for this thread – although this peabrain is more ignorant than dumb.

Florida principal fired a second time for refusing to call the Holocaust a ‘factual event’

A former Florida principal was fired a second time on Tuesday for refusing to label the Holocaust “a factual, historical event.” William Latson, the former principal of Spanish River Hi…

www.nydailynews.com

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Yes, this story could go in the Florida thread but I think it's more appropriate for this thread – although this peabrain is more ignorant than dumb.

Florida principal fired a second time for refusing to call the Holocaust a ‘factual event’

A former Florida principal was fired a second time on Tuesday for refusing to label the Holocaust “a factual, historical event.” William Latson, the former principal of Spanish River Hi…

www.nydailynews.com

He may set a record for number of times fired from the same job.