A thread for Uranus

[JHDK]

uranus can cause lasers to explode!

Hospital patient seriously burnt after 'farting' during cervix surgery and causing laser to burst into flames - Mirror Online

 

[HecticArt]

Forget about attaching them to frigging sharks......

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[semipenguin]

 

[memebag]

Uranus Smells Like Farts

 

[scotchandcigar]

Uranus Smells Like Farts

It's lonely being a geek.

 

[JHDK]

whenever this thread gets resurrected it makes me smile.

 

[semipenguin]

whenever this thread gets resurrected it makes me smile.

Uranus must be filled with manatees

 

[JHDK]

Uranus must be filled with manatees

i can take that sentence two different ways: either i have an ass full of manatees or there is an entire planet filled with manatees. either way that sounds like a really good time to me!

 

[JHDK]

 

[semipenguin]

Uranus is spectacular, Koop

 

[JHDK]

Aw, thanks. It looks so nice and clean.

 

[JHDK]

There's an eel in Uranus.

Man gets eel stuck up his anus but won't tell doctors how it got there | Metro News

 

[semipenguin]

 

[Wolf]

Will there be any viscous liquids?

 

[semipenguin]

 

[semipenguin]

 

[memebag]

Scientists just recreated the horrendous substance found deep inside Uranus | Metro News

 

[scotchandcigar]

Scientists just recreated the horrendous substance found deep inside Uranus | Metro News

Methinks there's a bit of Onion in this news source.

 

[semipenguin]

The poop train came from Uranus

 

[Wolf]

This is what Uranus sounds like.