A thread for Uranus

Did you hear that Mickey dumped Minnie?

He finally realized she was f-ing goofy.

hahah we are all 12 years old around here.

i imagine eeyore takes monster shits.

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A guy named his dog Uranus and created a website to tell the story.

My Pet Dog Uranus Jokes

Having a dog named Uranus is probably similar to the Schwetty Balls sketch on SNL. Can I pet Uranus? Uranus is so cute and cuddly, Uranus is furry, but the fur is soft, Uranus loves a good bone.......etc.
 
Sorry meme Uranus got renamed to Urectum.

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Urectum - The Infosphere, the Futurama Wiki

Urectum (formerly Uranus) is a gas giant in the solar system. The planet's former name, Uranus, was often of the cause of much laughter in the immature English-speaking world, where its name could be interpreted as "your anus". However, by 2620, scientists finally got tired of that "stupid joke", so they renamed Uranus to Urectum, believing the revised name to be much less funny.
 
i forgot about this classic thread. hall of fame drc content right here. way to bring it back meme.

also by the looks of that picture uranus has a giant hole.
 
Those aren't robots. That's Oscar the Grouch crawling out of Uranus. He has to wear a suit because of the "poisonous gases". I think that other dude shot Bambi.
 
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