Annoying Words & Phrases

"Sherbet" has only one "r" and it's in the first syllable. I don't care how many ignorant schmucks mispronounce the word. Saying "sherbert" is a bad habit. I wonder if those same people pronounce "habit" as "habirt." I'm guessing they don't.

Are you one of those people who pronounce GIF like Jiff? I'm talking about the .gif label for pics and whatever.
 
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When a phrase becomes an acronym like gif, the rules for pronunciation disappear. It doesn't matter what the g stood for. It is now gif and JIFF is easier off the tongue so it wins.
 
I refuse to get into this sherbet fight. Your're wrong channel. But it's fine.

I have another one I only learned after meeting Pam.

You all know the Appalachian trail, right? It's from Georgia to Maine and hippies hike it and stuff.

Well the way you're saying it in your head right now is wrong. Pam is from Virginia and Tennessee which is Appalachia and the way you pronounce it is like this.

 
It is now gif and JIFF is easier off the tongue so it wins.

I'm being serious here. I'm not trying to joke.

How do you figure that jif is easier off the tongue than gif?

To say gif, you don't have to move your tongue at all. To pronounce the j. In jif you actually have to move your tongue a little bit so it's technically harder off the tongue right? Or am I missing something?

Edit: Oh now that I think about it, do you mean that jiff sounds more romantic? Not like technically easier off the tongue but to the ear it sounds easier off the tongue.
 
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Not to fight against my own point of view because it is gif.... But I believe I've heard the dude who actually created it pronounces it jif.

Also talking about acronyms like this makes me think of Norm and makes me a little bit sad that he's dead because he was maybe the greatest comedian of all time.

His bit about identification abbreviated as ID:

 
In answer to you both, a G is a hard consonant. A J is a soft one. Easier to say and it sounds very close to what a G would sound like if it was soft.
 
And why do so many people pronounce UFO – which means Unidentified Flying Object – as "yoo-fo"? UFO is an acronym, not a word.

(Ooh, I just know somebody is going to bring up NASA, which is always pronounced as a word, not an acronym.)
 
Is that what this world has come to? We can't pronounce hard consonants?
It's not that we can't. It's just easier not to if there is a choice.

And I am just speculating why JIFF is more popular than GIF. I say it because that is what I hear more. But it also is easier to say which is likely why.
 
And why do so many people pronounce UFO – which means Unidentified Flying Object – as "yoo-fo"? UFO is an acronym, not a word.

(Ooh, I just know somebody is going to bring up NASA, which is always pronounced as a word, not an acronym.)

You must be trolling now. This and the sherbet. No one in the world says UFO as a word. Everyone says the 3 letters.

Also the new UAP for unidentified areal phenomena is annoying. There is no need to change UFO.
 
JHDK, I have heard several people, including two local radio talk-show hosts, pronounce UFO as a word. I agree with you about UAP. I don't like the acronym. It sounds like the name of a movie studio or a labor union.

This is from the Copilot chatbot on Microsoft Edge: "The pronunciation of 'UFO' can vary slightly, but generally it's spoken with a 'you-eff-oh' sound. In British English, it's sometimes also pronounced 'you-foh.' The term 'UFO' is an abbreviation for 'unidentified flying object,' referring to objects seen in the sky that cannot be immediately identified."
 
the dude who actually created it pronounces it jif.
Exactly.

He invented it, he gets to name it.
He says jif, that’s what it is.

If you tell people that your name is Koop, and they pronounce it Cop, you are legally entitled to smack them if they say it again after you correct them.
 
I've never heard anyone say "YOO-foh"; and in my 40 years as an engineer, I haven't come across anyone who says "JIFF". It's graphical, it starts with a G, so everyone says GIFF.

He invented it, he gets to name it.
He says jif, that’s what it is.
If it wasn't for the internet, nobody would know this. It's not like he's a public figure.
 
Whew! A lot to cover here

I say POR-shuh, but many just say PORSH.

2. Sherbet - B) SHER-bert
BERT??
3. Caribbean - cuh-RIB-ee-un
Billy Ocean and I say care-ah-BEE-un
9. Aunt - A) ANT
AHHNT
11. Either - C) both
So you can say it eether way or iither way....
How about - vase?
A. Rhymes with face
B. Vahz
VAYS, never VAHZ (unless you have a stick up your ass)
Clearly, the most annoying mispronounced word is "NUKE-u-ler" for nuclear.
This one gets my son going. Sometimes I do it on purpose.
A depressing number of people say JIFF.
I first heard it as JIFF and it stuck. Old dog here. No new tricks accepted.

JHDK, I have heard several people, including two local radio talk-show hosts, pronounce UFO as a word.
I've never heard YOO EFF OH pronounced as YOO-foh. If someone said YOO-foh in front of me, I'd have no idea what they were talking about.
 
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